The Secret Cricketer

Keyboard Warrior, Sayer Of Truths, MVP, England Amateur Chessboxer, Compulsive Liar

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

cc. @samstickler92

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

#mvpafterthepaidplayers

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

Thanks for coming @Officialjrowe

[Clevedon Cricket @ClevedonCricket]

7⃣ seasons
2⃣ promotions
1⃣ @WEPLCricket title

The club would like to thank @Officialjrowe for his incredible contribution over the past 7⃣ seasons. 🙏

Jake has decided to pursue a fresh opportunity for the new season and we wish him the best of luck. 🙌

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

Gutted thin Dillips got fired from the Apprentice

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

Drunk and disorderly on the Triangle on a Sunday night... looks like Ben Stokes and @Leyo92 have more in common than we thought

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

@Alexwilliams400 ;) https://t.co/r0z7zpRA1t

[The Grade Cricketer @gradecricketer]

Me after running one three

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

Love a selfie

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

Where's Sir Clive?

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

Fuck off Leyo you don't know who I am

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

Good reunion with the boys and @Officialjrowe #roadropremone

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

Can't believe I didn't get a headline on the back page of the North Somerset Times for my scratchy 30 against Cardiff Uni 2s last year

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

GGGGGGLLLYYYYYNNNNNNSSSSSSSS https://t.co/urt65Klnkl

[Exeter University CC @EUMCC]

Glyn drops a dolly after a loud shout and catching the last one... 5overs to go, 30 runs for UWE, 3 wickets for EUMCC

[Exeter University CC @EUMCC]

UWE win it off the last ball. Scores were level, hits Richies pads, bye scampered. 1 wicket loss.

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

Good luck at your (second) new club @Officialjrowe, the card is in the post! 🔫

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

@fdawe4 love kimbo x

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

@fdawe4 all your shoes are in the bin, go and buy new ones ffs

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

@Officialjrowe @mattlaker94 easy now, he was MVP 2 years ago if you disregard the paid players in the 2s!

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

@mattlaker94 @Officialjrowe #hinthint #pleaselovemejake

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

Have to feel for @mattlaker94. Has been two days since his 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 knock for UWE 1st XI and still no hashtag filled tweet from @officialjrowe

[The Secret Cricketer @bristolpolycc]

@mattlaker94 quickly out the blocks as usual then... https://t.co/aUG0c5Pya6

[UWE Cricket Club @UWE_Cricket]

UWE 5 for 0 (6.0 overs)
Matthew Laker 0
James Hern 3
#totalcricketscorer
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