BRiSTOPHER

5’5 fat ass dude

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2 C

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Trump is a Jew

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Why do all the bad bitches have to have kids? 😩

[autist @litteralyme0]

How I expect a single glass of water to perform against the 20 beers I had earlier

[Steel Rain @SteelRain602]

HR: Why did you call your coworkers retards?

Me:

[BRiSTOPHER @bristopher94]

Imma gorilla in a fuckin’ coupe 💉

[BRiSTOPHER @bristopher94]

My baby made this birff day the best shit ever!!

[Connoisseur of Combat @ConOfCombat]

happy fight day #UFC313

[Eli Berkovits @BookOfEli_NFL]

Team USA: scores a goal

Me, a man who watches close to no hockey:

[ALMIGHTEE. @realalmightee]

This was my exact reaction

[Itata @Itata_9]

The 2 greatest African-American male musicians to ever touch a mic.

[Jordan Powell @Smuphy]

When I’m drunk and realize there is a TouchTunes.

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@NoExpertFF Sheeeeeeesh 🔥

[Bird @elbirdleaf]

Drake was literally dropping hints this whole time wtf

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The year of the sad boi

[CowboysFanTalk @Cowboys_FanTalk]

How I’m sleeping tonight not giving a F*** about the Eagles game 😂😂😂