the life of a writer girl ✨

• excellent fun 'til you get to know her • member of the tortured writers department • 🩷💜💙 • pro choice • pro love • pro science • pro women

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

going to the movies is so fun without a rat in your ear saying to wait until it comes out on streaming

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

cancelled my @UberEats membership because reading comprehension is difficult for either the AI they use or the support “people” they hire. if my order in the app differs from what the restaurant receipt says, that’s a problem

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

this is who y’all listen to? ew

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Morgan Wallen flips his piano onstage in Denver after a technical issue mid-performance.

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

every time I tell a man what I do for work, he looks at me like 🧍🏼

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

@RedheadJessica_ I didn’t take a picture of them baked because of who I am as a person but think cinnamon roll in the shape of a croissant 😂

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

I will be adding cinnamon roll croissants to the baking rotation because these are delightful

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

sent my dad a picture of stuff I hung up this weekend and his response was “how did you get up there?” 💀

means that would make an episode of 1000 ways to die but I am nothing if not a problem solver

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

me when I want something

[jacob @jtimsuggs]

Grogu frantically tapping the back of Din’s helmet is still one of the funniest bits in The Mandalorian & Grogu

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

properly compensated? the federal minimum wage is still $7.25 and has been since 2009. shut the fuck up.

[Rep. Jack Kimble @RepJackKimble]

Just a friendly warning. We don’t even make $200k per year in Congress despite working nearly 140 days. If we aren’t properly compensated, a lot of us will go to the private sector and you will be left with some real idiots in Congress.

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

at this point, I’m about to delete my uber account because their support is absolute garbage.

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

I love free will and living alone because I’m standing in my kitchen baking cookies and singing the 10 minute version of all too well

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

having a guy best friend where no topic is off limits is great until I now have to figure out which one is lying to me 😂💀

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

@RedheadJessica_ you and me both 😭

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

two days ago, I said I wished I had friends that liked to cook and bake. anyway, I’m meeting up with a group of girls I’ve never met before on wednesday to plan our first dinner party for next weekend

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

I love having his & hers closets because one closet has my work clothes and the other has my casual clothes 😂

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

@RedheadJessica_ had to dress up for the devil wears prada 2

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

a man literally told me I looked expensive tonight 💀

[astro in real time @astroinrealtime]

capricorn, you need princess treatment.

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

@ParisandProse_ I hope your anxiety has been eased some! 🫶🏼

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

@ParisandProse_ assuming it’s the first appt, it’s probably because they’ll want to get a detailed medical history, do a comprehensive exam, and ask questions regarding symptoms! a lot of initial specialist appointments are scheduled for a larger block

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

“I could never do your job”

-my friend, a literal M.D.