the life of a writer girl ✨

• excellent fun 'til you get to know her • member of the tortured writers department • 🩷💜💙 • pro choice • pro love • pro science • pro women

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

google is free!!!

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

this didn’t surprise me in the least. I don’t care what the context is.

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

my coworker was gushing over this man she was on a call with this morning and went “I am married. I need to calm down”

I said, “I’m not. let me see” 🤣

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

hope the chiefs lose every remaining game for this nonsense. we KNOW why the Ravens released this motherfucker

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@justabonelady hell yeah you did 🎉

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I might be insane but I’m not part of the literacy crisis 💃🏼

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

my mom brought up her lack of grandkids again. she needs to lower her expectations for me drastically because I haven’t even been on a date since 2019 🤣

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

I stand by who I was nearly six years ago

[ms rat 🐀 @ratbitebaby]

misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

y’all are so annoying for the performative outrage over this tweet.

[Seattle Seahawks @Seahawks]

End Game

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love with october

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

@spunkicheeks happy birthday!!!! 🥳🎉🍾

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

@girlthinklikhim wish he could be be disqualified for that

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

today marks four years since I stayed up until 5 am listening to midnights and passed my qualifying exam for my PhD just four hours later AND two years of living in Dallas. what a crazy timeline

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

@evolv_pedro I said “well, I certainly didn’t vote for a man impeached by his own party, and if I still lived in ohio you best believe I would’ve shown up for Amy Acton”

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

my mom: “I hope you didn’t vote for the democrats”

me: *going to the gayborhood to vote straight blue*

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@BunnyRamone you deserve it!! 🫶🏼

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

my fyp hates me showing me multiple videos of men holding books at b&n for their girlfriend. what’s it like to be the chosen ones???

[the life of a writer girl ✨ @brisversion_]

first of all, I can’t even vote in Ohio. second, the PEOPLE voted to codify reproductive rights, including abortion, in the state constitution in 2023.

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@justabonelady maryland is a wild place

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skyline chili is diabolical but I don’t claim cincinnati anyway. lived in ohio for 27 years and near cincinnati for nine and not once did I eat that tomfoolery.

[Terrible Maps @TerribleMaps]

The strangest food from each U.S. state

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@IowaMan26 shouldn’t even be able to call it chili