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trapped in the wrong simulation

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My goal for the week is simple. I just want to refrain from cracking a loud mouth out at broad & Erie

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It just hit me that my gf and I have 3 apartments currently in active leases. That’s on a dual income & no children lifestyle, BABY!!!

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Just casually moving to a new apartment this weekend in between working 45 hours over the next 3 days, nbd!!!! BYE MANAYUNK 🤩🤩🤩🤩

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Bus, train, subway DEATH BITCH FUCK just let me commute in peace

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Honestly wish death upon whoever is responsible for every septa station I. Philly smelling like PISS

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Wow I really said “let me move for the first time in 4 years AND switch career industries in the same month” so anyway, I don’t bartend anymore 🤪

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My landlord just won’t stop inquiring about my special deal that I’m running exclusively for him! 2 for 1 KNUCKLE SANDWICH, BITCH.

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@Badged_Patriot @LeeWall06733274 @Shar8812fan This is so vague that you MUST be brain dead

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It’s been a fun 3.5 years but I am SO FUCKING EXCITED to be moving out of Manayunk in April 🤩🤩🤩

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I’ve noticed that if you cry on Septa, even the crackheads leave you alone

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@NewlandJimmy @IntelPointAlert Truly rich coming from someone who looks like their dad was also their brother 💋

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Philly has one collective brain cell

[Steve Keeley @KeeleyFox29]

Shane Pryor picked a @SEPTA bus as a getaway vehicle 4 days after his escape at hospital. U.S. Marshals were in the neighborhood they suspected Pryor was in &!saw him get on the bus. They followed it & safely pulled the bus over on Roosevelt Blvd & 3rd Street & captured him.

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I’ve just been wandering around Philly going from work to my girlfriend’s and to my place with nothing but a backpack of skin care essentials, a half Oz and a bottle of whiskey for the last week….2024 is going to be MY YEAR.

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Okay but my secret recipe homemade garlic ranch is literally 80% sour cream based…… so…no sadness in my house ❤️‍🩹

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Ranch and sour cream make me sad because they are clearly condiment siblings that do not speak anymore :(

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HAAAAAAA got a job in the gayborhood live laugh love

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I gave my gf COVID for our monthiversary xoxo 💋💋💋💋💋

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I literally quick my job 2 weeks after this hahaha fuck this shit man

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I’ve done a lot of dumb shit in my life….but I’ve never been so dumb that I’ve ordered a Vodka martini no vermouth and sent it back bc it tastes too much like vodka 🥰 y’all wonder why bartenders are fed the duck up….it’s YOOUUUUU!! YOU ARE THE PROBLEM MY GUYS!!

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Yeah go to outfest and get COVID like a real gay!!!! Ya fuckin snowflakes!! RIP 2 me

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wearing nothing but Mannequin Pussy merch to work today in hopes that they send me home ❤️💖❤️💖

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FUCK yes just snagged last minute tickets to Movements this weekend 😈😈😈😈😈😈