Just British Things

you want a cuppa?

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Typing paragraphs of advice to your mate but ending it with 'idk tho' so you don't get blamed if everything goes tits up

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Waving your hand around while doing a weird half run across the zebra crossing just in case the driver doesn't know they are thanked

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Only in Britain could the most popular telly programme be watching other people watch TV #gogglebox

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Remarking every night how it's getting darker later as if you're the only person who's noticed

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Between Christmas and New Year it could be a Wednesday or a Sunday and I would have no idea

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Wondering how much longer you can use the 'it's Christmas, calories don't count!' excuse for

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Getting a question right on university challenge and feeling like a bloody Cambridge PhD graduate for the rest of the day

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But seriously I can't believe it's Christmas next week

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If I had a cup of tea for every time someone was shocked about how close Christmas is now, I would be the happiest Brit in Britain

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can I ask santa for good grades and a half decent social life this year

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Life was so much simpler when the only stressful thing about Christmas was worrying if you'd be an angel or a shepherd in the nativity

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People who open windows on their advent calendar before the right day are heathens who should not be trusted

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You know you need a life when the most exciting part of your day is opening your advent calendar

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Don't lie, you know you have a favourite eyebrow

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There's nothing cringier than hearing songs you used to listen to when you were little and suddenly hearing the abundant sexual references

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Only in Britain would a bank give teenagers life advice to get rid of that first cringey email address you made when you were 11

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Saying 'Yeah I think there's something going round' when someone tells you they're ill,even when they're the only person you know who's sick

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"I'm feeling a bit under the weather"
means
"I'm almost 99% sure I have ebola, and feel like my body is eating itself from the inside"

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Our house could literally be crumbling down around us, and my mum's solution would still be to just pop the kettle on

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You know it's nearly Christmas when everyone you know has already cried watching the John Lewis advert at least once

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The battle rages on