britain

[britain @brit_lynn_a]

something by the beatles is one of those songs that i hope someday someone thinks of me when they hear the lyrics

[Blaire🎃 spooky @transyapper7781]

Last night was an unfaithful adaptation of the source material

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

Paper Towel seeing me entering the kitchen to cook…

[Jack @GayLaVie]

IF YOU’RE IN LINE TO EAT THE PAINT CHIPS FLAKING OFF THE LINCOLN MEMORIAL REFLECTING POOL, STAY IN LINE

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[amy💥 @aurnawrr]

this is SENDING ME

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

the start of a new taylor swift era https://t.co/UKDTGCvgWM

[scam likely @feenecks]

There is no love on that island

[🍋 @lemoncarcass]

saying “this is NOT what momtok stands for” whenever i disagree with my friend’s choices

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Oh im about to have a ball when i leave this doctor’s appointment lol

[izack @thatguyuptown]

and it's been SEARED in my lexicon ever since. a foundational text

[splat 🛡️🌳🐉 @zaryaismywife]

me, a princess: ugh my back is killing me and i can’t sleep
the dastardly pea:

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Reading outside is so back

[🦫🇺🇾 @doubtpointv2]

White Lotus: Great Wolf Lodge

[SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm]

last night was a glambot

[babyshiner @demofromny]

I miss skipping school🤦‍♂️ Calling out of work too serious

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

got banned from jersey mike’s for audibly moaning while they drenched my sandwich in oil and vinegar

[corb @awshuqs]

dude we’re biting off more than we can chew tonight if you want to pull up

[Yunie ૮ ․ ․ ྀིა @ppleinthedark]

So I'm walking right and then I burst into tears

[Evie ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ @girl7102]

I could lowkey really use a wish right now