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@BACNets @SpiritofAtlanta Flop

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Okay so that’s what this was about ...

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Congratulations to the 2021 RCB drum major team: Abigail McLain, Sarah Secrist, Elizabeth Harwood, and Sarah Sewell.

When we say Damn Good Dawgs, this is what we mean.

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hey band.

i know it has been a minute since you heard from me, but i just crawled out from the cave below the SOM where they keep recalled obstacles from the hit ABC show, “Wipeout!” Apparently a pandemic is happening and now im head director.

please wear a mask...
-bb

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my apologies. my child got ahold of my phone. there was also a tab open for jorts and throwing knives. thought we sorted that out.

anyways.....
-bb

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xbxjsaaaaz x. dkfonp@llcslskennejejeww is c dc c b

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another fun game fact. i didn’t know they were going to turn off the lights either and when it happened, i had rodrigo blankenship kick my head like it was a game winning field goal just to make sure i wasn’t dreaming. i see fuzzy spots in my vision to this day.

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i also found out that over half of notre dame’s offensive coordinators don’t wear socks with their shoes. will need the luck of the irish to forget that scent. awful.

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just remembered that during this game, we lost rob for almost two hours. no one remembers him leaving and rob has no recollection of that period of time. the only thing he remembers is the smell of boiling hot nacho cheese.

cheers,
-bb

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this G-Day, im thinking back on the night of the notre dame game. we kicked it off with red lights and krypton and Uga X kicked it off by taking a dump by the hedges. he was preparing his system for an incredible night.

nothing finer.

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@emmallew_

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AaaaaaAAAAAAAA

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received this in my rank leader videos today. not sure i understand the marching technique. if someone has seen this style before, please email me and explain it some so that i can get a perspective on where this redcoat is coming from.

cheers....
-bb
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put me in, coach @KirbySmartUGA #sugarbowlchamps

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hello all,

not sure what this means.... but i received it from an unknown email and it seems relevant. trumpets please be careful.

watch a TED talk....
-bb

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@BACNets For the nets? 🥴

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Anyone have any extra tendies

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quick reminder:

if you do not make it on the bus tomorrow on time, i suggest you find a ride QUICKLY. if you ask rob to help he WILL bite. very hard!

sleep tight....
xoxo
-bb

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hey band,

it’s florida week. lots of FL trash talk. i got home tonight and my child spoke her first word...unfortunately that word was “jorts.” if anyone has solutions to prevent her from robbing a circle K in the near future, please email me.

-bb