Feel the rain on your skin
No one else can feel it for you
Only you can let it in
No one else, no one else
Can speak the words on your lips
Drench yourself in words unspoken
Live your life with arms wide open
Today is where your book begins
The rest is still unwritten
Many won’t like this but:
With Jessie Minter getting the Ravens job, Harbaugh taking the Chargers to the playoffs in back to back seasons following a 5-12 year, and Mike Macdonald heading to the SB, you simply cannot throw the “Michigan cheated” stuff around and be taken seriously.
Lane Kiffin: “College football is so hard I’m gonna abandon my playoff team to go to a program with a better chance to win.”
Curt Cignetti: “I’m gonna walk straight into the mouth of hell and then fuck up everybody.”
Advantage: Google him.
My top candidates to be the Michigan Football Head Coach:
- Dusty May
- Carol Hutchins
- Charles Woodson
- Charlie May
- Victor the Frisbee Dog
- John Beilein
- Martha May
- Dan Campbell
- Connor Stalions
- Anybody with the last name May