Arthur Kirkland

'Allo. I'm Arthur Kirkland. My real name, and what I'd prefer you to call me, is England. Yes, England. It's bloody hard to explain, so please don't ask.

[Arthur Kirkland @britanniabeam]

@belorussia (that hurt me to type)

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@belorussia (omg he's amazing!1!!!)

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@hero_burger (lmaoooooooo)

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@hero_burger [Private] Be there. It's not like he gets as big a party as you do, after all. Having you there will mean a lot. And thank you.

[Arthur Kirkland @britanniabeam]

@hero_burger [Private] You know I do, but I'm not the only person in your life, all right?

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@hero_burger [Private] Spend time with your brother! I'm not coming over at all if you don't.

[Arthur Kirkland @britanniabeam]

@coeurdeurope ...I suppose.

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@hero_burger [Private] No really, stay with your brother. I'll come over on Friday... I suppose, if that's the only way you won't come here.

[Arthur Kirkland @britanniabeam]

@coeurdeurope So why not a bear? I suppose I could make waffles for the bear...

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@hero_burger [Private] Your brother's birthday is today. You should be there to celebrate it with him. And I don't need a hero!

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@hero_burger [Private] It's your party. I know how important it is to you, git. Stay, I'll be fine. I am every year.

[Arthur Kirkland @britanniabeam]

@coeurdeurope Why not? I feed my faeries waffles.

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@hero_burger [Private] You have a party to deal with. You know it happens every year, this is nothing new. I'll be fine, love.

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@hero_burger [Private] I just thinks perhaps I should distance myself from it. At home, I'm not constantly reminded of it, after all.

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@hero_burger [Private] You know that I... well, yes. But I'm honestly not sure if I'm... up to being there throughout all the preparations.

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@hero_burger [Private] I-idiot. I know what you want. I'll bring you a gift.

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@hero_burger [Private] *chortle* So I don't have to bring you a present?

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@hero_burger [Private] D-don't get me wrong, it's only because you'd pout and whine for days if I didn't. But yes, I'll come.

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@hero_burger [Private] I got it! I suppose I'll be there... Don't expect me to have a lot of fun or anything though!

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@hero_burger [Private] I'm quite aware that it's your birthday on Sunday. You know what happens to me around this time...