Britany Brownlee

Trying to write but the humans I made hate when I'm happy.

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

I suck at tweeting. And flossing. And that's why this mom has decided to start giving a damn. Read about it here ;)
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[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

New post -- On Being His Mom: Boogers, Boobs, & A Bourbon Street Story ;) http://t.co/SDJyGozWjr

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

Yesterday, I signed up for a gym. Today, I ate five donuts for breakfast. I'm still figuring this life thing out.

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

Ah, the daily struggle to find a place in the park that isn't covered with teenage smokers, shirtless hairy humans, or dog poop #thisdampark

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10 Tips to Immediately Create Great Plots: Everything You Need to Plot a Great Story | WritersDigestShop http://t.co/mpDObJMYRW

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

Chapter nine. I loathe you. #writerprobs

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

@PJMedina I'll let you know when I find out, sir ;) Still waiting on our TVs :(

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

Now that I am 7 hours ahead of y'all, I have become much wiser. Or maybe I can just drink earlier. Either way, I feel special. #thatdammove

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

Latest blog post: Confessions of a Creepy Mama ;) Don't have to be creepy or a mama to like it. Being bored helps... http://t.co/qqNqfPFsgs

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

Ready to rock 2014. Big adventures coming. Today, I write. #writethedamnbook http://t.co/hcaqXwPJZl

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

Starbucks writing date with the lil dude. Perfect place to wait out the rain ;) #writethedamnbook http://t.co/492p2E17wC

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

Best part of waking up... #cutestdamnmug @writersdigest http://t.co/wZ1psfS573

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

Maybe this will motivate me to write... NOW. The 9 Weirdest Writing Habits Of Highly Effective Authors http://t.co/IWPBgSg8zv

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

Good night, sweet lil nursery :) I can't wait for Dawson to meet you! #babybrownlee http://t.co/CBjfmjc8yk

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

Some fancy words. Love it. #writethedamnbook http://t.co/JxmcGszXCU

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

The bigger I get, the more nervous I am. Time to read up! The 6 Most Honest, Least Insulting Parenting Books http://t.co/Xy5c7fl2XS

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

Incredible article- lots to think about ;) 10 Little Habits that Steal Your Happiness http://t.co/oghZMQ5YLl via @marcandangel

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

One Book that Will Introduce Your Kids to 15 Great Fantasy Authors http://t.co/Kdlkgdr4Tv

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

@EmilyDryBarBleu Love you and love this :)

[Britany Brownlee @britanybrownlee]

Wrote for an hour this morning without stopping! I feel like a big bellied superwoman ;) #writethedamnbook #amwriting