Brittani Cortina

I'm just me.

[Brittani Cortina @britastrophe_]

After waiting 6 minutes for shop.Starbucks to load, everything is sold out…. @Starbucks do better. This is ridiculous.

[Brittani Cortina @britastrophe_]

@Starbucks not Starbucks shop crashing while everyone and their granny is trying to get this Peanuts drop merch 😭😭😭

[Brittani Cortina @britastrophe_]

AI taking over the fast food industry is baffling. @tacobell employees making $20+ an hour to stand there on their phones while customers have to order from a tablet or talk to AI at the speaker box?! And then give me attitude and sigh because I ask to speak to a human?! 🙄

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

Global icon and humanitarian, Dolly Parton, known to the world as a beloved singer, songwriter, philanthropist, actress, playwright, and author died peacefully today in Nashville, Tennessee. She was 80 years old.

Dolly is preceded in death by her beloved husband of 59 years Carl Thomas Dean (1942 – 2025), her mother Avie Lee Caroline Owens (1923 – 2003), and father, Robert Lee Parton, Sr. (1921 – 2000).

A rhinestone life that shone bright enough for the world to see, Dolly will forever stand as an inspiration not only through her timeless music and prolific songwriting, but also her wit, warmth, and kindness that made us all feel like family. Dolly Parton’s legacy is one of love, compassion, and resilience. With a seven-decade career, she inspired multiple generations of artists and fans with her music and an unwavering commitment to making the world a better place. Her songs will continue to resonate with people of all ages, and her philanthropic work will have a lasting impact.

At Dolly’s request, a small, private service will be held for immediate family. Dolly’s fans and friends from around the world are encouraged to pay tribute to Dolly on social media by tagging @DollyParton or by leaving a message at https://t.co/cLu9I7M2wC

In lieu of flowers the family asks for donations to be made to Dolly Parton’s Imagination Library at https://t.co/arzrqInqJA

[Brittani Cortina @britastrophe_]

That was hard to watch..

[UFC @ufc]

Max Holloway defeats Conor McGregor by TKO in Round 1

#UFC329

[UFC @ufc]

UNDER A MINUTE 🤯

@PaddyTheBaddy secures the lightning-fast RD1 submission victory in 52 seconds!

[ #UFC329 is LIVE NOW on @ParamountPlus ]

[Brittani Cortina @britastrophe_]

Where can I sign up for one of those “you have 4 hours to spend $10k” shopping sprees??! 😩

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

One month until #SteelersCamp ‼️

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Miss this 🥲

[Brittani Cortina @britastrophe_]

What happened to “making gas prices lower”?!

[Brittani Cortina @britastrophe_]

AI is taking over the food industry to the point that employees get annoyed when they have to actually do their job.

[Brittani Cortina @britastrophe_]

How is @Verizon taking my money every month but when I contact customer service, they tell me I don’t exist in their system 🤣

[Brittani Cortina @britastrophe_]

I love being a @Starbucks partner but I sure do miss getting my nails done 😢

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

The moment @tpolamalu got the HOF knock 🥹

[NFL @NFL]

A @steelers franchise legend 🫡

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 BREAKING: The ICE agent who was hit by Renee Good in Minneapolis suffered internal bleeding in the torso following the incident, per CBS News, citing two U.S. officials

Now, indict Good’s “WIFE” for TELLING her to run over the ICE agent!

[FOX Sports: NFL @NFLonFOX]

And never had a losing season in 19 years as head coach of the Steelers 🤯

[Pittsburgh Steelers @steelers]

Thank you, Coach Tomlin, for the hard work, dedication and success you brought to the Steelers over the last 19 years.

[Brittani Cortina @britastrophe_]

@hydro_jug PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE restock the ICE traveler 32oz!!!🩵

[Brittani Cortina @britastrophe_]

Sum1 pls tell me I’m not the only one who can’t take their kids anywhere without them throwing a fit for not getting what they want. Sum1 pls tell me that I’m not the only one whose kids act bratty when tell them no. Sum1 pls tell me that this is normal… 😔