Brittany Barten

M.S. Kinesiology | she/her

[Brittany Barten @britbarten]

@thedirtworst Be cool be cool 😎😂

[ｒｏｎ࿓ @thedirtworst]

*our chicken order being called out*: '2 breasts, 3 legs, 'tato chunks'

@britbarten: 'its been a while since someones called me by my stage name'

[Brittany Barten @britbarten]

@TownesVanZaddy My body didn’t get the MEMO 😭

[Brittany Barten @britbarten]

@thedirtworst 🥰😘

[Brittany Barten @britbarten]

@thedirtworst Daddy bod 😛

[sara @_saracannon]

I'd like to teach y'all a Southern phrase that will help you get off a phone/Zoom/Facetime call or you don't want to be on anymore but don't have an excuse to leave. Let me introduce you to the power of "Well, let me let you go"

[kelly victoria 🪐 @saysthefox]

I think everyone could use a lighthearted/happy story right now so here goes:

At the beginning of the pandemic I went through some painful personal stuff and would often go out at night for long walks because no one was around and I couldn’t sleep anyway. One night I was walking

[Brittany Barten @britbarten]

@thedirtworst That just reflects your hotness in our relationship! If anything, I am TAKING AWAY from your hotness

[Brittany Barten @britbarten]

Lmao I’m ugly

[e taylor @erinisaway]

the hotter the woman the messier the room

[Brittany Barten @britbarten]

@shlyyy42 🥺💓

[Brittany Barten @britbarten]

@sobisamazing @TheNewsAtGlenn I came for additional lyrics. TY

[Brittany Barten @britbarten]

@ajensentpt I’ll try anything at this point 😅

[Brittany Barten @britbarten]

@erinlemmonz Coffee 😅

[Brittany Barten @britbarten]

#NewProfilePic

[Brittany Barten @britbarten]

Just spelled gym like hymn.

“Please open your gymnals to page 36, How Great Thou Squat”

[Brittany Barten @britbarten]

All I want out of life

[‎⎊ ѕρσσку sᴛᴇᴘʜ ➐ 🇨🇦 @ghoulgirl0666]

Mail-in ballots right now:
#ThePostElection