this man told me to touch his rod in sainsbury's and then ran away when I asked if he's the bald guy in the victoria line. be careful going around london
will: I hope the hair transplant goes well
james: don't worry baby it will be fine β£οΈ
*later*
will: oh my god it worked! wait, where's james?
nurse: who do you think gave you the hair? π₯π