Britney Michelle

This is my anonymous Twitter account. Because sometimes I need to vent my opinions without losing all my friends. 😂😘😎

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

@temeculama @MortimerTinsley Get over yourself. You know this is a parody account, right? Just relax and enjoy the shade. 😎

[Baby Trump @TheTrumpBaby]

@HuffPost Is that the same women who painted this?

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

@6oldDigger Woman electrical engineer here. If anything, I've had more help getting a job than most of my non-minority male classmates. There was a special group in my college that just gave me a paid internship every year. Never had to apply once. Easiest career path ever.

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

@KimCattrall Fuck @SJP. She's just a thirsty bitch desperate for attention. We love you @KimCattrall. You got this.

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

I'm not a fan of Krystal, but the very moment @ariejr didn't give her the rose, I grabbed my remote and turned off #TheBachelor mid-episode. Just a bunch of boring bitches left. Back to Real Housewives. Lol

[Ben Shapiro @benshapiro]

Hillary Clinton reading "Fire and Fury" at the Grammys is why Trump won. But actually. It is.

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

@RHOC_KellyDodd @EDITIONHotels LOL @ "I never complain." You need to watch #RHOC to refresh your memory. 😂🤣😂🤣

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

I LOVE MY PAYCHECK!!! #ThanksTrump #TaxReform #TaxCutsandJobsAct

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

@temptalia Black don't crack. This is an anti-aging brand. Light skinned girls are more likely going to be the customers. Can't blame them for limiting their product to skin tones that will more likely buy it.

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

@HOT97 Who's Monique?

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

1st impression of #TheBachelor - Why are all of these women trying to marry a gay man? 😆🤣😆🤣

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

I only watch #rhobh for the fashion, but man, is it nice to have someone relatable like @TeddiMellencamp on this show. @Bravotv

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

@CNN LOL

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

Why I don't read @washingtonpost anymore: https://t.co/Y2irugFXIb

[CDC Director @CDCDirector]

I want to assure you there are no banned words at CDC. We will continue to talk about all our important public health programs.

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

@lindalousnyder @MargaretJosephs @siggyflicker Agreed. But Marge has kind of become a passive-aggressive twitter troll to Siggy. Lol. Neither is better than the other.

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

@LJLanham @MargaretJosephs My whole feed is filled with @MargaretJosephs liking hateful tweets about Siggy. They're like the same person. Both want more attention by publicly hating the other. Lol. Oh, reality tv.

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

Why is @MargaretJosephs liking all of the hateful @siggyflicker tweets?? What happened to the whole "not blowing out someone else's candle" shit she was preaching?? It makes me sad. I thought she was above that nonsense. I'm dropping out of the Marge fan club. 😔 #RHONJ

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

@siggyflicker @MargaretJosephs

[Britney Michelle @britbritmich]

I think I just fell in love with @daniellestaub. I guess I just love a bitch who can throw a wine glass across a table. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 #RHONJ