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[B @britbro13]

I’m done with 97% of yall and if you think you’re in that top 3%.
I’m here to tell you, no. Your fuckin not

[B @britbro13]

Does anyone use this app anymore? asking for my my grandma

[B @britbro13]

The only dark humor in starting my period around the same time rents due next month, is that I literally can’t afford to miss both.

[B @britbro13]

#NewProfilePic

[B @britbro13]

No one heals your past trauma than the RIGHT significant other

[B @britbro13]

Make him say yes!!

[B @britbro13]

I already fuckin hold em

[B @britbro13]

He fuckin said no!!

[B @britbro13]

All I know is, eventually time proves over and over again.

Any bitch that has ever hated me, was NEVER doing better than me. 😇
You can fake it but nothing makes it past envy and karma.

[B @britbro13]

Said fuck the Drac’ and bought the G-Lock

[B @britbro13]

My son’s new thing is not using adjectives correctly in his sentences and it’s SO cute I seriously don’t have the heart to correct it just yet. His recent sayings are

“Being a kid is so bored”
&
“Where you come from?”
(Where are you coming from/mean)
🤣🤣🤣🥹🥹🥹

[B @britbro13]

Stg I’m never answering my front door again so if your dying or bleeding out you best call or text first

[B @britbro13]

If there’s a class I can take on how to put your foot down and say no, plz lmk.
Bc I have two really sweet and modest 19yr old Mormon sisters that keep knocking on my door for a chance to talk & convert me all bc I can’t FUCKING SAY NO GO AWAY

[B @britbro13]

Last night my husband shaved his beard completely off for the first time in like 7-8ish years since we’ve been together.
Now today, Our 4.5yr old made sure to tell the entire Pre K faculty “My daddy shaved and now he looks funny” & our 16m old daughter won’t even look at him..💀

[B @britbro13]

@emiliekirk_12 Mayos fire

[B @britbro13]

Can I get an ice cold carbonated motor oil, I mean coke please.

[GloRilla 🦍 @GloTheofficial]

Learn how to luv yourself ho goodmorning

[B @britbro13]

That shits a fucking joke

[B @britbro13]

My daughter is obsessed with brushing her hair and I’m obsessed with her obsession cause like, homegirls over here trying to comb her hair with brush handle and won’t let me correct her 🥹❤️