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You would be very lucky if, in your entire life, you heard the work of one @benningtonshow

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@ABhunter80 @Isuckatpicking How many picks would they have to give up to get someone to take those contracts???

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@Oilersfanincgy @slipweb3 @Isuckatpicking Freddy's not burying own-goals if he's not on the ice, so which is worse?

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@johnsemley3000 "Free speech is all speech! The nice stuff doesn’t
need protection. It’s the speech you DON’T like that does! – Rob Schneider"
– JOHN SEMLEY

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@EdmontonOilers @Enterprise Ovechkin sounds mad mad about Carlson. Go ofter Washington Nurse to take Ovie off their hands. 😏

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@thedorbrothers @LoganPaul This not the flex you think it is

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@RickSanche55070 @unclejut @HustleBitch_ Only if you REALLY annoy the kitchen staff

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@unclejut @Oaknarrow @HustleBitch_ The Burger Family lives in Canada. If you’re ever in the neighbourhood, I highly recommend A&W Canada’s different, and entirely superior, menu.

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@HustleBitch_ Greetings 🇺🇸!
• Allen is the longtime star of A&W Canada ads
• Teen is a beloved member of the Burger Family. Teen sauce is basically Thousand Island
• A&W Canada is a different company w/ 1,000+ in 🇨🇦 and a superior menu
Grass-fed beef, eco-minded, plus poutine for the win.

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@sophiiasky @HustleBitch_ It’s not just mayo. It’s a special sauce A&W Canada has put on Teen Burgers for decades.

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@taylo54034 @razorfang @KatKanada_TM Are you talking about the unsubstantiated allegations in Minnesota?
That was allegedly a plot by SOMALI immigrants.

At least get your racist fabrications straight, ffs.

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@TheDanMovement @AnthonyFormic13 @KatKanada_TM Lack of affordable healthcare might be one factor contributing to lower quality of life. 🤷‍♂️

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@Brianfreedom999 @CanadianGL1979 @van_dam67759 @grok @gator_gum So only a liberal doctor would support your personal decision to exercise autonomy over your own body because conservatives know it should not be your choice whether or not to live in pain and suffering as long as possible.

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@Saskriderfan13 @McAllisterBruce And preferably only those already employed, without children in need of education and having passed a physical exam, literacy test, fluency exam and visual inspection for approved pigment.

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@mblair001 @greg16676935420 @CrackerBarrel Look, it went down again today while you were pretending to know something about something.

Meanwhile, I bet you have still not actually gone to a Cracker Barrel to show your financial support for the protection of tacky, outdated design.

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@spalegal1 @realJennaEllis But not enough to support them BEFORE the rebrand, and unlikely enough to support them AFTER the reversal.

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@akdave1253377 @realJennaEllis Forget WHAT?!?!
A company tried to modernize its look because modern consumers have stopped hanging out there and you objected WHY exactly?!?!
Serious question.
I’ll hang up and listen to your response off air.

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@iamharaldur The new logo was exclusionary and elitist.

Without a picture of an old white dude on the sign, how can illiterate customers KNOW it’s where aged crackers are supposed to eat?

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@mblair001 @greg16676935420 @CrackerBarrel A dead cat bounce is still not a representation of actual sales, profits and dumbasses in seats, but go on.

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@mblair001 @greg16676935420 @CrackerBarrel Great job, team.

Successfully forced a struggling American corporation you don't patronize to abandon efforts to improve market relevance, revenue and profit for their shareholders.

Doing the Spirit Halloween's work, y'all! 📉💀🎃

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@Sheridevs @JunkieGeorgia @somehowforgotit @CrackerBarrel Did they, though? Are sales up?
The idiots bleated and investors got spooked, but the idiots still aren't actually going to open their wallets at Cracker Barrel and are only handcuffing a company in dire need of a perfectly normal brand refresh.