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A fool of an engineer, frustrated mountaineer and rugger player!!!!

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Breaking news....Kim Jong-Un is available to provide advice on how to run a democracy...

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Vote #Aus #Eurovision it's a Korean representing Australia in a European competition...... Makes sense....

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It seems Captain Jack Sparrow has cleaned up his life.... #pol #Eurovision

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@paparoach Sorry we going to miss you at @ssearena are you rearranging the wembley date for next year?

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@48FighterWing Had us all worried with the blue flashing lights!!!

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Get in.....

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Have to say Vlaar was the rock at the back for all the fantastic forward play.....Spanish were never a threat #WorldCup2014

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So the odds of a centre forward starting for Spain in the rest of the #WorldCup2014.....thinking Costa and Torres will be water boys

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Made all the funnier by the Spanish family next door's over exuberant celebrations of their only goal...... #WorldCup2014

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Lol......that is all.... #WorldCup2014

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@Prycie yep and they are crap.....don't do it!!

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Iceland.....hell yeah #EurovisionSongContest2014

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Every breathe you take...... #eurovision #bbc

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Cool.....Russell Brand is doing Austria... #BBC #Eurovision

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@philinsuffolk good on you! And really need to get a date in the diary!! :-)

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Stand by......normal service will return soon!

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And when I say "with respect".....I means sod off you thieving *tweet terminated to stop liable proceedings*.....

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So tax doesn't need to be taxing......with respect I disagree....

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No bats @philinsuffolk but it's pretty damn hard to hit a run with a white flag..... #Ashes

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“@philinsuffolk: Not watched a single ball of the #Ashes - but when batting have the England players actually been taking a bat with them?”