Brittany Holbrook

My life is a tragically hilarious nightmare. Welcome to the shit show. Pronouns: she/her/hers

[Brittany Holbrook @britholb]

If you can’t jam to Hawaiian Rollercoaster Ride with me then idfwu

[liz ☁️ @AstoundingSwift]

when i became a taylor swift fan nearly 2 decades ago i didn't know i was entering a life long relationship with the zodiac killer

[Kentucky Derby @KentuckyDerby]

Golden Tempo wins for trainer Cheri DeVaux, the first female trainer to win the Kentucky Derby.

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

Hey all,

Just wanted to say Happy Opening Day and Go Reds.

Thanks,
Reds

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

“Testing positive for pregnancy” is an in interesting way to say “being raped and impregnated by ICE agents”

[Emily ™ @emily_tweets]

Neurodivergent?
In my day we called it
“a pleasure to have in class but easily distracted.”

[Brittany Holbrook @britholb]

It’s never lost on me just how lucky I am to get to love and be loved by my best friend but damn, I just love giggling with that man. Like we just be laying in bed giiiiiigggggling. It’s my most favorite thing in the world.

[The Sporting News @sportingnews]

For the first time in Olympic history, Team USA won the gold medal in both men's and women's hockey in the same year 🇺🇸

[𝖍𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔥 🗡️ @rvnefox_]

I’m grateful the ugliness in this world hasn’t killed my empathy but holy fuck I’m tired

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Minnesotans are leading the way.

Mass resistance to fascism is led on the ground, in community, together.

The many always outnumber the few. ICE will not win, and neither will this corrupt regime.

The WH’s increasingly desperate and erratic behavior shows they know it, too.

[Brittany Holbrook @britholb]

Why is having a fever as an adult so embarrassing? 103° at 31? Grow up

[Governor Tim Walz @GovTimWalz]

I’ve seen the video.

Don’t believe this propaganda machine.

The state will ensure there is a full, fair, and expeditious investigation to ensure accountability and justice.

[Brittany Holbrook @britholb]

Asked Darius what color lingerie I should go with and he **genuinely** said “lime green.” So we have officially broken up because wtf was that??? 🤢

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

“Bowl games are officially dead.”

Counterpoint:

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

i knew we were in late-stage capitalism, but i didn’t realize we were in **HUNGER GAMES** late-stage capitalism

[garshmo @garshmo]

I’d go sledding with some of you but not all

[TWLOHA @TWLOHA]

This season won't last forever. This darkness won't last forever. This pain won't last forever.

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

rest in peace, rob reiner 💔

[Sma$hley Soutie ✨ @iAshtastic]

sometimes i see a post from this account and i go check the news

[Brittany Holbrook @britholb]

I’m not too terribly bothered by aging but today I pulled a muscle in my ass while bowling (literally frame 1) and I swear, if I have to start stretching before BOWLING to avoid injury, imma lose it.

[𝚋𝚊𝚗𝚡 @bankolewya]

Damn they got two bass pro shops