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ok

[𝐍 @nicokartel]

having clear piss is really top 5 flex of all time.

[🌸mothmans bf🌸 @spacehunks]

since y'all care about plastic straws so much

[eco sister @hiitaylorblake]

Thumbelina is thriving, she spends her days snuggled up inside flower petals, far away from those pesky pythons! 💖🌸

[concretepoodle @xoalcielis]

when your pet is scratching at your door to get in or out while you’re sleeping

[worm @somethinglovely]

ᵘʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰ ima take a nap

[b @britilton_]

@kohlthescumbag

[iri ✭ @iridianav15]

Facebook always has me dead af

[sharniece🏳️‍🌈 @shaarniiece]

Nobody:

White girls who like black guys:

[b @britilton_]

imagine having to apologize for this LMAOOO

[b @britilton_]

@halielandryy i’m choking

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

Week of 3/17 in Capricorn: You will be hoping that it all goes exactly as it should. Of course you’ve done everything to ensure that it will. Still, what is the point of going if it’s not the mildest moon. Just be sure you know exactly what you’re getting into.