British Nomad

Travelling degenerate, strap yourself in

[British Nomad @britishnomad30]

I would also like to make it explicitly clear that just because I’m a pervert doesn’t mean that I don’t care about consent

I was raised in a female heavy family (3 sisters). I absolutely care about consent and would never intentionally harass or harm a woman

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@HumanMilitia @TwinkBukowski Have you heard of a lunchtime flight brother

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I slept with two local Bali girls in the same night

One was an escort, but who has so much fun in my villa she only charged me for 2 hours and stayed for 5 hours and appears to want to hang out again

When she left at 2am my tinder date from the night before asked to come round

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Due to people being massive NERDs I will have to anonymise the countries that the stories take part in now

I am travelling for a while, there will be more tales, but I can’t believe someone tagged in the Balinese police into something that could so easily be faked or not real

Get a life honestly

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@TwinkBukowski Anonymised photo proof has been deleted because some neeks actually tagged in the Bali police, crazy, I’m not even in Bali now and this entire thing could be fabricated. I don’t have to prove anything to any of you, believe whatever you’d like to believe

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I really did not expect this account to break containment so quickly

I’m inspired by @TwinkBukowski go read his stuff it’s funny as fuck

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@jkw751 Google is your friend - well no actually tinder is, 90% of them will ask for your WhatsApp and then give you a price

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@madjo13 @coinimonster @0967Ryan Fair play you’ve owned me there

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@adamgpiu @coinimonster @0967Ryan This was a while back too so yeah, it’s wealthy by UK standards so therefore very wealth vs countries like Bali

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@adamgpiu @coinimonster @0967Ryan

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@Icarus_Flies @coinimonster @0967Ryan Thanks brother

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@TaylorAtGSM They do, they just don’t like their girlfriend’s looking over their shoulder. Genuinely, they love it when I tell them in person.

Have a good day lad

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@Icarus_Flies @coinimonster @0967Ryan Not going to say due to Dox risk but not far off the number I said above

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@TaylorAtGSM Ok bro except I’m not a loser at all and I use this as an outlet, because a lot of my close friends don’t want to know what I’m up to because they have a wife and kids and can’t handle it. This feels a healthy outlet for it

I’d argue you’re a loser for seething at this post

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@coinimonster @americaswaifu I had a really boring life in my 20s, mixture of locking in at uni and work and an ex that wasn’t right for me. Having fun now and people seem to be seething at the thought. Just go do what you want brothers

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@TaylorAtGSM she was the less hot one of the two but also go look up those photos of skinny models when they sit in bad angles they also look fat

She isn’t thin, no local girls are, but she’s much hotter than she looks in that photo which I took very quickly on the sly

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@5555_Cartel How will that trace back? Also no proof it’s actual drugs? Tbh looked like baby powder and also no proof I actually did it

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@Boston_Spenser Thanks brother

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@BlackAkaTsu Well these two girls are ‘Muslim’ so do you think that really matters

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@Robert_K_Martin Subjective

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@Rajiv_Realid No link back to me bruv

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@TaylorAtGSM Bad angle, she’s actually hot, very curvy, you couldn’t work as a hostess at a big club and not be hot

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@BrownNectarFund She showed me her LinkedIn, she works for one of the major watch companies as a sales rep