Brittany Simpkins

1st generation college grad, former UCM xc/t&f runner, scientist, and forever optimist

[Lauren Zima @laurenzima]

Barb is just out here APPLAUDING HER SON GETTING SCHOOLED i cannot #thebachelor #thebachelorfinale

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

@laurenzima is Neil Lane at #BachelorFinale live because you and @chrisbharrison are getting engaged!?

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

Where’s your guitar now, Jed!?! #TheBachelorette #facethemusic

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

The first time that Hannah B meets Colton’s Dad... belly shirt!? Really? awkward hugs and I. Can’t. Look. Geez. #TheBachelor

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

Two things! I’ll make blue cheese bacon covered dates for you @antoni! Second, @jvn you are such an inspiration, I would absolutely love to meet you this weekend! So happy to have #QueerEye #fab5 in KC!

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

Found two puppies in our neighborhood just now. 73rd and state line! Please help us find their families!

[Possessionista M.D. @Possessionista]

I was so conflicted in Peru but I was 100% confident that filming me breaking up with you was the right decision. #Thebachelorfinale #TheBachelor

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

Just rewatched the world champs steeple @courtfrerichs8 you represented the 417 and soared like an Eagle! Making this Ozark Tiger proud!

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

.@NickCannon #AGT at least tonight there aren't any comedians to slam Nick's relationship past

[Coco Montrese @cocomontrese]

If you dont like @ladygaga we cant ever speak again ! SHE IS UNDENIABLY FABULOUS! #GAGA4LIFE #SuperBowl

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

It's an alien conspiracy! #WorldSeries #foxSUX

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

@collyg21 Bass Pro missed you this year, they only hire the best https://t.co/x0ajqxI2w4

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

The thing about evening shift- makes it so easy to binge on Franzia.

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

Who is up

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

Kelleys at westport...... Need I say more?

[Denny Hill @DennyHill03]

Just paid $9.95 to watch our Mules and Jennies live! Great to see so much red and black at the end of the home stretch!!!

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

Spoiler alert: Denny is joining twitter. His every move will be traceable now.

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

Family Feud better watch it's content, Lady Gaga is not on the list of celebrities that "should just go away" come on Steve Harvey!

[Brittany Simpkins @britkai22]

@sashabojangles makes my day