darwin watterson🖤

🌙🌻🖤✨ she/they/muppet ✨🖤🌻🌙 one minor inconvenience away from restarting The Vampire Diaries.

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

if you don’t “😬✌🏾” (😬🤙🏾 or 😬🤟🏾 also acceptable) @ urself in the bathroom mirror while blowing your nose after your late night breakdown….did you ever ✨really✨ have a late night breakdown?

(for science)

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

talked to @shanbamwhatam today when I felt like crying, instead of crying. that’s it. clap for me.

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

how do you explain that listening to walls by the jobros is the equivalent of feeling the spirit?

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

true crime 5eva

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

RUN to see Coyote vs. Acme! It was so cute!

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

NOT EEYORE AND OPTIMUS TOO. 2026 IS CANCELLED

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

@breeneriece I seriously just don’t wanna talk to NOBODY who don’t get it because tf you mean

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

gays, we really down bad this week huh?

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

mannnnn this shit WHOMPS

[Meech @DemetriusHarmon]

niggas know how i feel bout dolly parton man

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

DOLLY?! I’m done fr fr

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

ONE THING ABOUT IT. EYE DONT GIVE A DAMN WHAT YALL SAY.

Miss Queen & Miss Queen Bridge Spirit ALWAYS got that on😮‍💨

[Drew Smith @DrewDisneyDude]

FIRST LOOK AT FROZEN 3 AT D23 EXPO — ONLY IN THEATERS NOVEMBER 2027!

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

I’m convinced the reason I enjoy beating men’s asses is because I watched too many 80s cartoons. THE WOMEN WAS SWINGING. WHY CANT I?!

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

I am once again BEGGING @Disney.

pls let the girlies (ME) have: Disneymania, Disneymania 2, & the FULL tracklistsfor 3-4; on Apple Music.

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

I’m seeing Spiderman on Thursday I swear ON GOD. y’all better shut tf up!

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

I pissed off some yt men over on threads and it’s been a great time😈.

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

I’m excited 4 fortnitemares sue me.

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

Y’ALL BETTER APOLOGIZE TO TOMATHAN HOLLAND IMMEDIATELY HE ATE THAT SHIT

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

some of y’all just lie to lie & that’s why I never believe a DAMN THING until I see the film myself

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

Steve. Babe. I’m so glad you’re back…BUT IF I HEAR ONE PERSON COME OUT THEY NECK ABOUT SAM WILSON YOU RACIST. 👀

[darwin watterson🖤 @britlegeuse]

ain’t shit changed I just got opps😈