Brittany

[Brittany @britloon]

@LauraCadillac @OneTwoChi we’re really doing this right now?

[Brittany @britloon]

@LauraCadillac @OneTwoChi cut her from the dais

[Brittany @britloon]

@kellsbean @MileyCyrus miss you too girly pop! 😘

[Brittany @britloon]

Tested positive for Covid for the first time in almost three years, on the first day of my vacation, on Christmas Week. This is so fucking predictable for my life it’s not even funny

[Jen👩🏼‍🌾 @TheGr8WiteShart]

this who y’all broke stub hub over

[IG: closedapp @ih8rts]

me texting my friends mental health advice when I belong in an asylum

[Brittany @britloon]

@jennalonnborg I’m sorry Mom&Dad got you nothing!

[Brittany @britloon]

interesting how I can’t make any decision ever but just had no problem letting a jeweler permanently weld a bracelet on to my wrist

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

i got that silly goose in me

[Brittany @britloon]

Committing to Long Island or moving back to Queens is too hard of a decision to make and I’m running out of time so if someone could just make the decision for me I’d really appreciate it

[JUMEX 🪶 @vmpchriis]

no offense to myself but WTF am i actually doing

[Brittany @britloon]

🥵

[Post Malone News @NewsPosty]

🚨 Rumor has it that there’s a remix/mashup of “Cooped Up” with “Return of the Mack” coming!

— It will be available midnight tonight everywhere (oct. 21).

[Brittany @britloon]

sistering is absolutely unhinged

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

I don’t need to BeReal. i need to BeLobotomized

[Brittany @britloon]

Who the fuck keeps Candy Corn in business? I know that shits gotta taste like candle wax like eww come on now

[Brittany @britloon]

I love saying “sheesh” to compliment both my friends and hot boys

[jame @kloogans]

squirrels when they see a car: i am going to kill myself

[Brittany @britloon]

@beepbeepgreg that’s that Catholic school

[Brittany @britloon]

Handwriting is nuts. How are we writing the same letters and words but everyone’s looks so different 😰
…I’m sorry I’m very hungover right now and this is bugging me the fuck out