Alyssa

you can find me on the back of a jacked up tailgate...

ER RN just waiting till concerts & hockey start back up

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

@Getzzyy Crushed it!

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

@Getzzyy 🤣😂🤣😂 especially #3

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

@Getzzyy 🙋‍♀️

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

@Getzzyy 😂🤣 I'm dead...response on point, 10/10, 5⭐️

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

All my friends got rings for Christmas...me, I just got paid for Christmas!! Thank you Jesus, your birth made me 3500$ (before the government takes its share) in the 2 days of celebration

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

Some girls are so classy and some gave their brothers removing their extensions with pliers because they are not here for the upkeep...lets just say classy should be my new years resolution cuz 🤷‍♀️

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

@Getzzyy Whens the wedding? You guys look meant to be

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

@Kc_Spinelli As long as he doesn't ask for your banking info or SIN

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

@Kc_Spinelli I watch catfish...I see them checking venmo and cashapp to identify phone numbers

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

@Getzzyy I say wear the Peterson

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

Who spent 215$ on pre cut fruit and already marinated chicken cuz they are too lazy to bother? This girl...no regrets

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

Online shopping aps when you have big real boobs are almost as traumatizing as the dating ones 🙄

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

Hey planet fitness, why can the nasty couple make out on the leg press but my friend can't workout in slides? #judgement

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

Coach added 25mins of steady state cardio to the end of every workout...better get some smutty books to pass the time

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

@Getzzyy So far im loving it!! Love Brantley

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

@Kc_Spinelli @CookiesByGeorge OMG those look amazing!!!!!

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

@MartySugar Megapowers...they had an album called 'clean shirt', hulk used to rip his shirt clean off, there was a song called 'heros' and hulk was Mr America, and each duo had 1 member that clearly did more drugs than the other (machmaniacs less clear)

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

Not the CEO threatening to prolong any job action and further harm the healthcare system because women aren't listening to his grand expressions of over compensation 🙄

[Tamara Taggart @tamarataggart]

TW: offensive language.

Is this how we negotiate with nurses. You know, the people (mostly women) who care for us in our most fragile moments? 😳

#bcnu #LoveMyNurses #bcpoli

[Alyssa @britneyjaymes]

@Getzzyy It's probably the chase you're interested in...not the dude