little bastard

hi I’m rod and I like to party $britneyledesma

[little bastard @britneyled]

Liam Payne died falling off a roof. Sad, one direction killed him

[little bastard @britneyled]

I think Kim Jong-Un would be scarier if he were skinnier

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The hotel @AmericanAir gave me a travel voucher for which I got to is fully booked after spending over $40 on an Uber to get here. I just want to get home

[little bastard @britneyled]

@AmericanAir makes me understand asking to speak to a manager.

[little bastard @britneyled]

I hope the man I was on the phone with gets a paper cut and poops himself at his desk

[little bastard @britneyled]

At the bottom of my heart there is blood

[little bastard @britneyled]

I hope Drake keeps being Kendrick’s muse, he’s so good at it. I can’t wait to see what’s next

[little bastard @britneyled]

pumped to be headlining Fallout Theater July 20th
bring your aunt and uncle and coworker and their friends
let’s sell this bad boy out my bots
https://t.co/fcX13HHQ7q

[little bastard @britneyled]

@davemartinez98 Thank u!

[little bastard @britneyled]

I LITERALLY NEVER CARRY A CARD ANYMORE #sketch #apple #commerce

[little bastard @britneyled]

@davemartinez98 I would say hello and give u a hug

[little bastard @britneyled]

They talk about old money but no one talks about new poor

[little bastard @britneyled]

@davemartinez98 100% luv u

[pris @pwiscila]

Can’t get into prebiotic soda. I dream of a different drink

[little bastard @britneyled]

HAPPY SEXUAL ASSAULT AWARENESS MONTH!

[little bastard @britneyled]

Life hack! #venmo #klarna #sketch #lifehack

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I wanna be the 5 min crafts of comedy

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@davemartinez98 Thank u!!

[little bastard @britneyled]

Big news, I just came out to myself as a size medium