Brit✨

It’s a good day to have a good day☀️

[☆ @rauhlzy]

i am the way that i am today because i had unrestricted internet access and an obsession with justin bieber at the age of 12

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

2 weeks till ur sad i do not care about the weather you will be sad this summer

[Brit✨ @BritneyMathis]

Going to Miami in 1 month: 🤠
Training for my first Hyrox: 😵

[Céad Míle Fáilte @ColeyMick]

He said the whites know gasolina

[Chris Udalla @Cudalla]

that shit was beautiful man i might be Puerto Rican from now on if that’s cool with yall

[Thee Aries @GiftedAsia]

Every time I taste sushi I wanna backflip off a table and land in a dougie

[��� @juicenotthekid_]

This is still twitter btw I refuse to call it by its stripper name

[i gave up @heartbyjoe]

“we’re adults, who in their right mind still goes to jonas brothers concerts hoping joe will see them and fall in love”

me:

[Brit✨ @BritneyMathis]

Barking like a dog

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

your family may die from violent diarrhea like they’re on the Oregon Trail, but at least you didn’t have to see pronouns in an email signature

[Sundaye @BrightLikeSunny]

You are not smart enough to homeschool your children

[helen @helen]

me giving my dog a bath

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Finally a kid without phone

[Corey Ryan Forrester - WeLoveCorey.com @CoreyRForrester]

There’s a decent chance that we all died of Covid and this is hell

[TFN's Run 4 Roses @TFNsRun4Roses]

Did u know that @KimMulkey was a SAVAGE on the court as a player!!

[T-Pain @TPAIN]

Omg I can’t believe it, they actually changed the name on the maps