Britney spearmint

26 🧠♿ Vengaboys fan and one-time tired care student — disability / health & social care / special education chat, mostly — stupid jokes — слава Украине

[Britney spearmint @britneyspearmnt]

My favourite thing about being a British citizen is being able to make spurious human rights claims 🥰

[Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak]

If you come to the UK illegally:

➡️ You can’t claim asylum

➡️ You can’t benefit from our modern slavery protections

➡️ You can’t make spurious human rights claims

➡️ You can’t stay

[Nicola Sturgeon @NicolaSturgeon]

I know I said I wouldn’t endorse anyone as my successor, but….
😉🤣

[Stewart @ron_hron767]

That was quick getting a new job. Has it been in the pipeline for a while?

[Britney spearmint @britneyspearmnt]

@NicolaSturgeon NO

[Britney spearmint @britneyspearmnt]

Yes!!
(unless the person is me)

[Britney spearmint @britneyspearmnt]

“Oh, it’s Sam Smith.”

[Ian Miles Cheong @ianmiles]

What is your first thought when seeing this image?

[Britney spearmint @britneyspearmnt]

You know what bot I’m gonna miss

[Britney spearmint @britneyspearmnt]

She did what?!

[one million dollar cake @TheldlerWheel]

he's with me we're getting mc donalds

[Britney spearmint @britneyspearmnt]

@voidzzzzzzzzzzz Always been Batman-style for me

[Ash Sarkar @AyoCaesar]

Mbappé looks unhappé

[Britney spearmint @britneyspearmnt]

war is over. only if you want it to be though. no worries if not

[Britney spearmint @britneyspearmnt]

should 2023 be the year I become a Rammstein tribute act?

[Britney spearmint @britneyspearmnt]

ARRÊTEZ LES BLEUS

[ianlynamcomedian.bsky.social @ianlynamcomedy]

RIP Hans Asperger you would have loved Kanye saying he's autistic shortly after praising Hitler

[Britney spearmint @britneyspearmnt]

getting your flu jab and COVID-19 booster just to feel something

[ellewasamistake @ellewasamistake]

me: eat your vegetables

baby: no

me: eat AN AIRPLANE

baby: fucken delicious

[Britney spearmint @britneyspearmnt]

“Delete this.”
—the International Monetary Fund

[Shubhanna Hussain @Shubhanna]

@Mikeo56977865 Apparently carers allowance is for "people who choose to give up the opportunity for full time work"...?!🤬
I'm not sure many carers were ever given a choice.