Briton Westerhaus

Senior Software Engineer and Nerd living in Norther Virginia.

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

My @Facebook account was hacked, and the password and associated email changed over two months ago. I've submitted my I.D. probably two dozen times. Why hasn't anything been fixed?

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

An article for lapsed fans requires espn insider? Shameful. @espn https://t.co/iSrRtfBoTg

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

I was trying to turn creole seasoning into cajun seasoning, but I added too much thyme, so it ended up tasting like Old Bay.

[Neil Cicierega @neilcic]

the neilcic site might be down. Soundcloud works. DL links---
MP3: https://t.co/5dlJfQ3WmY
FLAC: https://t.co/eJYxeG7e5W

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

Today, on the anniversary of Robin Williams' death, I realized that I own no movies he is in. I am deeply disappointed in myself.

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

Slack is down. How am I supposed to work?

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

@Walmart @mashable https://t.co/kfSCA1IYfr The original pricing of this device seems to be incorrect. This configuration is normally ~$1500

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

@SlackHQ is down. Everyone use twitter @'s instead.

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

What am I?

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

Boise State LB Leighton Vander Esch visited the Steelers over the weekend. The 6-foot-4, 356-pounder out of Boise... https://t.co/5s0P0kw6LO
356 pounds is pretty big for a linebacker, no? @JFowlerESPN

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

Almost, @marchmadness, almost.

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

Looks like @marchmadness needs some better quality control on their website:

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

RIP, Steven Hawking

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

I'm just watching Monday's @NBCTheVoice, and the first singer was named Britton (two T's instead of one). I'm having a serious identity crisis.

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

List to me and @NotFakeBrendan on the workforce show! https://t.co/KS82qKksz7

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

Why when running my python scripts, do I always want to type pythong instead of python?

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

@SlackHQ Thanks for the quick fix!

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

FYI https://t.co/7cmUAmnJpm

[Slack @SlackHQ]

If you're having issues connecting to Slack: we're working on getting things back to normal with top priority. Thanks kindly for your patience. 🙏

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

Slack is down. Everyone commence panic.

[Briton Westerhaus @Briton]

When your work life and football life intersect. https://t.co/NJBLteFBcx