Brittany Douts

Goats are cool.

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Everyday I thank God that my Grandma Sally told me to always speak up when I didn't like something & never be afraid to stand up for myself.

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@ChamonixRose I’ve heard people say they get sores on their head and their hair falls out but I’ve heard other people say it works amazingly. Personally when I have hair problems I go to the the salon and let them tell me exactly what to buy and it’s always worked.

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@nbreanna_30 @DAVID_FIRTH Oh god. 🙄

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“If Trump can build a wall than we can build a beer pong table.” -My dad on Christmas Eve 😂

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“I don’t want to order any cookies but can I have your sugar cookie recipe so I can make my own?” UMMM...NO I AM TRYING TO RUN A BUSINESS HERE!

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Yesterday a student raised his hand at the carpet and said “Sometimes my little brother says S-H-I-T and then gets spanked,” and the first thing I did was tell him good job for knowing what two letters say the /sh/ sound.

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Asked my 5 year old niece what her favorite part of school is and she said “leaving.” 😂 I swear she’s the funniest kid I have ever met.

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@kaylabarke25 I got married with bad tan lines and literally everyone was freaking out except for me. 😂🙄

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@keenan_browne I was not expecting that.

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@nbreanna30 😂

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What a hoity toity piece of shit.

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@petechcon Her eyelashes drive me nuts.

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I have a confession to make. I’m scared of porta potties because I once heard that people sit in the bottom of them and take pictures of ladies cooters. I would literally rather hold my pee all day than use one all because of that reason.

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@andie_j95 STRIKE UP A CONVERSATION! GET IT GUUUUURRRLLL.

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I actually enjoy talking on the phone. I wish more people would call instead of text.

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My chickens figured out that I am the one that brings the food today so now every time I go into the coop they swarm my feet and peck my toes. They also let me pet them now. I may be on my way to crazy chicken lady. 😂

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@andie_j95 Fricken ridiculous.

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So Roseanne was canceled over a tweet having nothing to do with the show, but every late night show and the view can bash President Trump everyday and have no consequences? Is that what everyone else is understanding about this too?

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Am I the only on that hates it when people blow their nose at the table? Get up and do that somewhere else, not where I’m eating.

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Mya saw me pull a tick off my arm & throw it onto the ground outside. She was really concerned with where it went and when I told her I didn’t know she said “They suck your blood and then they explode.” Sometimes I wonder what it’s like to be four. Is everything traumatizing? 😂