You know your a mom when your toddler is watching PJ Mask and the only think you can think is how tired those kids must be in school if they are out all night fighting crime. 🤷🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
#momlife
Everyone talking about how @KylieJenner looked like she had a baby bump at the gala. 🤔 I don’t know what pictures y’all looking at but I definitely don’t see a baby bump. Her stomach is flat. 🤷🏻♀️
Literally sitting in my car debating weather or not to clock in because I know I’m getting report from the worst nurse aide that is employed on my unit. 😩😭
The fact that we live in a world where i have to look over my shoulder, behind me, the whole time I’m putting my kids in the car seats is so sickening and unsettling.
When you show up to work, get a great parking spot, find out you have two nurse aides following you in orientation, your CNM goes home & your off the next three days! 👐👐👐
#todayisagoodday
In the short time I've been home from work I have had two different men knocking on my door to campaign for the election in November. Both times I wasn't wearing pants. 🤷♀️🤦♀️