brittany carter

you been eating cookies

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“You look like my sons who’s about 40. He’s a catholic priest” 🥴🥴

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I hate being sick. The flu might take me out.

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Happy "Zack & Cody Italian Restaurant Reservation Day" to all who celebrate.

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#NewProfilePic

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Somebody knocked on the door and ask me if my mom was here 🙃🙃

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Of course I’d have an allergic reaction to an allergy shot 🙃🙃

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I am to old for general admission concerts 🥴🥴

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In Walmart covered in spit up

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I can’t believe kayla made me sleep alone last night.

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I’m the most impatient person I know.

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Yesterday I looked up if mashed potatoes were safe for Goldie to eat. Today she threw up a whole BIRD!

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@kdilley_ Get it. Do it

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Kaylas dad and I are wearing the same outfit today

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Just a little baby

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Whatever pollen is in the air has me fighting for my life right now

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Lynx hates us.

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Still can’t believe I have a fiancé. Still can’t believe I didn’t throw up asking her.

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@kdilley_ Floor standing. I was excited! You wanted this forever!!!!

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Really miss macados #rip

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Super nervous. Will I leave the dermatologist with a nose?