Due to my ungodly obsession with all things Mexican, I will be having a Mexican themed birthday party. Anyone who owns a small dog or makes good tamales, carnitas etc is welcome to come
I grab a dress off the rack and as I’m looking at it my mom says “Brittany put that back, you and I both know you don’t wear dresses”
She knows me wayy to well.
Bought a new purse for my mom and myself. Gave my mom one of the purses and saw how she was looking at the one I chose. So I had to pretend like I didn’t like it that much and asked her if she wanted it. Needless to say I’m going purse shopping tomorrow for a new purse #trulove
If Cavs win, @G_Eazy breakin up with so he doesn’t have to hear me run my mouth. And if Warriors win, I’m breaking up with him so I don’t have to see his smug ass face. Homewrecking NBA finals. (hey babe, fuck u)
You can tell me. We’re married. You once drove me to the hospital when you were giving birth. So... what the fuck happened to Emily? https://t.co/W5vWQI9TVr