Britt Z

I'm Britt Z and I get respect. Your cash and your jewelry is what I expect.

[Old 97's @Old97s]

Spring tour just announced!

[Sydney🚀 @CountVolpe]

The person at Apple who designed the new layout for the photos app should be imprisoned

[antifa🔻girlfriend @lllliatttt]

pondering this latke recipe tea towel from the CVS hanukkah shelf. 45 potatoes and 1 onion.

[kaela | franchaela nation 🏰 @kaekaecurtis]

anyways! apropos of nothing, here’s Jonathan Bailey singing one of the most technically difficult musical theater songs (“getting married today”) in the West End revival of Stephen Sondheim’s “Company” for which he won an Olivier Award…before Bridgerton

[Jasmine @JasmineLWatkins]

Release your inner bitches or whatever Natasha Bedingfield be saying

[Voldemort @ib_2cute]

Final

[Quadcarl @Quadcarl]

Who made this?

[Piyush Mittal 🇺🇸🇺🇦🟧🌊🌈 @piyushmittal]

Undocumented immigrants are not responsible for your lot

[Britt Z @Britt_Z]

Keeping it classy in Congress

[Nancy Mace @NancyMace]

It’s ok Adam, even though you don’t have balls anymore, you can still use the men’s room.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Matt Gaetz saving face by telling friends he just wanted to spend more time with other people’s kids

[UKs #1 Race Baiter @Shadowbandolero]

Did you think women were gonna organise it for you?

[Chase Mitchell @ChaseMit]

The president-elect did this like 2 weeks ago. And then got elected.

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

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[The Angry Pharmacist @theangrypharm]

Fuck, Dr. Oz is gonna have everyone on Elderberry Juice and rubbing Shungite on their energy points.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

"Do you know how many reformed mean girls have been waiting for this exact moment in time?" 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👇

[David Spade @DavidSpade]

Why do I feel like all of America wants Jake Paul to get knocked out

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

Donald Trump announces that Charlie Kelly will lead the Department of Bird Law

[Holly Figueroa O'Reilly @AynRandPaulRyan]

Idiocracy was not supposed to be a documentary.