Brittany🌿🌵🪴

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[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

Me, knowing I have succeeded in making my husband love @theofficenbc #WeekendPlans #IDanceLikeKevin

[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

39 weeks and all I want is to lay in a pool like the beached whale that I am 🐳

[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

Auntie x 3 😊

[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

wfh day number whatever the fuck it is

[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

@ColourPopCo will you be restocking the brow precision pencils anytime soon?? I've been checking the website for almost 2 weeks and still nothing! 🥺

[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

2020 has driven me to start drinking @ 2:30 pm and looking forward to Thursday Night Football. #fuckoffalready

[RJ Young @RJ_Young]

Jalen Hurts has completed 16 of 17 for 316 with three TDs.

His passer efficiency rating is a gaudy 308.5.

I can't go 16 for 17 just sticking french fries in my mouth.

[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

personally, it's not really football season until Tom Rinaldi and @CollegeGameDay make you cry at 10:30 am

[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

Spending our 5th anniversary together is rare; spending it together and taking care of my father in law post-op is humbling. I'm the luckiest to have married an amazing guy with an even more amazing family. #LoveAndLoved #FamilyFirst #Happy5thYear

[Imgur @imgur]

Ugh.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Yo. Big mood.

[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

@xCaitlynxLeighx That would be me 100%! I don't know if it's laziness or inconvenience, but I am not putting in that kind of effort for myself and my husband. We couldn't care less about that stuff!

[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

i don't understand holiday themed oven mitts/potholders. like do you people actually take out your thanksgiving oven mitts when you put your halloween potholders away? like??? who tf has time for that????

[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

@MrsAngelaJolene i love it!! gotta get you some of those easter oven mitts tho! 🤣

[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

@MrsAngelaJolene you are a queen for being on top of that kind of shit, but i don't get it. I must be missing that 'EXTRA holiday' gene 😂😂

[Mineral Wells Police @MineralWellsPD]

Felt cute might arrest someone later idk #DonutmesswithTexas #backthebluebonnets #wednesdaythoughts

[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

Saturdays are the best because I wake up early with a to-do list, but get side tracked and end up spending money on pointless things and doing the opposite of my to-do list. But at least my garage is clean 😂😂😂

[Target @Target]

RT if you wish you were at Target rn.

[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

People that walk to my office door and say 'knock, knock' and come in before i can respond: i hate you 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

Why is it that the moment I think things are going great, some dumb bitch has to open their mouth and spew some petty bull shit.....?

[Brittany🌿🌵🪴 @brittany8886]

All the women in my office keep buying candy for the breakroom and I'm just here like Fuck Susan, a bitch needs some fruit or something