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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 7 Jun 2012 (via @twi_age).

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Jesus…this was 10 years ago 💀

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birthday in a weeeeeeeeek 👍🎁🎉

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If eating Mexican food twice in one day is wrong I don't wanna be righhhht!

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#NowPlaying You Forgot it in People by Broken Social Scene 💕💗💞 ♫ http://t.co/FFguBGOcYd

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Sometimes you tie your hair to your thumb& sometimes you don't!

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"My problem is...how far underneath my fat are my muscles???" I love my mom!!!!

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"I need you find my glasses cuz you fucked them off of me!" -- "That's going on your tombstone..."

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"Her snapchat makes me feel so sorry for her!!!!"

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I have always wondered if @PatrickStump 's hats are full of secrets...hmm?

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"how are you doing?" ... "I'd be better if you stopped talking to me!"

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"brittany, you can help shuck the corn too!" - mammaw "well I don't know what the shuck I'm doing?!" - me, duh!

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yep

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if I ever thought about ending my life I don't remember that time & I would never want to remember it anyways! don't be dark & desperate!

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"I'm a real man...I need a chaser for that!"

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I swear I just felt that sneeze in my lady parts...

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omg really my sister still laughs like she has children baking in the oven!

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I'm sure everyone gets to the point they just hate that one person that's supposedly a "friend"! #goaway #thanks

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👑 💌 is #approps for my #mammaw since she's the queen of errythang<-- my phone know that word! #WinningAtLife

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"It was all fun and pecans until john joined the convo" @AshlonSchum