brittany🔬

just shouting into the void ♊︎ (she/her)

[brittany🔬 @brittanygilly]

not much makes me happier than a plate of cheesy enchiladas and a margarita

[brittany🔬 @brittanygilly]

scream singing in the car is my religion

[Mohamad Safa @mhdksafa]

A reporter asked me: why do I wish people “happy holidays“?

Because from 1 November to 15 January there are approximately 29 holidays observed by 7 of the world’s major religions. And I don’t think mine are the only ones that count. There’s no war on Christmas…

[trash jones @jzux]

some of you guys need rehab for diet coke

[MunafromTravelletters @Munachimsoooo]

Airport pick up is a love language

[Cleopatra 🪷 ✞ @amandaperera]

Fear of communication is trauma based. You either feel like your voice doesn’t matter, you think expressing how you feel is going to bring negative consequences, you’re used to be silenced or invalidated

[tashington @tashpocket]

pls keep your lactose intolerant friends in your prayers this week. they finna make some horrible decisions

[trash jones @jzux]

“what do your tattoos mean” they mean nobody stopped me

[Right Wing Cope @RightWingCope]

“I got nutted in, so YOU have to be inconvenienced!”

[Ben McKenzie @ben_mckenzie]

If this really is the end of @twitter, I’d like us to keep mind one final thing before we go. Ted Cruz sucks.

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

elon bought ticketmaster too didn't he

[brittany🔬 @brittanygilly]

i love when professors go off (showing extreme bias, which they’re told not to do) on topics being debated in the political sphere. #vaccinateORrollthedice

[brittany🔬 @brittanygilly]

them: “how’d your test go?”

me: *pours hot fudge directly into the container of ice cream and walks away with it and a large spoon

[brittany🔬 @brittanygilly]

i am maxed out on board games. i am physically incapable of learning any more board games so please don’t even try to teach me

[brittany🔬 @brittanygilly]

@Theholisticpsyc @kennedy_candor but it’s so hard to not just do it myself 🫠

[Sav @LongStorySav]

You’re On Your Own, Kid is for the kids who never were and still aren’t anyone’s best friend. The kids who are never anyone’s favorite. The kids who pour their lives into other people but never receive the same in return. The kids who made peace with it a long time ago.

[brittany🔬 @brittanygilly]

to be good at bowling I have to drink exactly 1 margarita and half a beer

[ADHD Designer 🟣👩🏻‍💻 @ADHDdesigner]

ADHD is being overwhelmed and bored at the same time.

[Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker]

Republicans want to raise the age of voting to 21 because 18-21yos voted in droves in the Midterms. This is the same Republican Party that believes that an 18yo is mature enough to purchase an AR15 and a 10yo is old enough to be a mom.

Take all the time you need with that.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

Missouri legalized weed, Nebraska passed $15 minimum wage, Montana and Kentucky rejected abortion bans, and Kansas re-elected their Democratic governor. Maybe it's time to move past writing off entire states and see that people will support progress if we organize and fight.