Brittany Sawyer

I tweet about everything & nothing.

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@KhleoThomas Kris Jenner for Yzma

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@CanyonGFree hey, please preslice your bagels down the middle, no one wants a thin top that burns in the toaster oven. K, love you bye!

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@findingfletcher work appropriate? Also, see you tomorrow!

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@dunkindonuts thanks for the broken cup.

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@sugarmaplemi @Jokoy Something about the NFL only showing her and not the game, old joke babe lol

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All @Jokoy is doing is crashing and burning while pissing off Swifties, not great bud. #GoldenGlobes

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@allswifted Karlies having a baby, this is a rebound.

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@PopCrave @etnow Thanks for nothing Jack.

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Meatball subs on the new @CanyonGFree sub rolls!

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@bpoppenheimer I watch this video once a month , what a moment for her.

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First flight was a success, thanks @SouthwestAir

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@embakeryfl @embakerynyc RUN don’t walk to Erin Mckenna’s in Disney Springs, best gluten free dessert I’ve ever had. #celiac

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@Kayla_Raex9 I watched the entire new season without my kid so by all means 🤣

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@cflynnx2 @TGIFridays Is @TGIFridays even around still 🤣🤣🤣🤣 but agreed these were 10/10

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@Kayla_Raex9 She absolutely did

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@Ticketmaster Hey, no one cares. You screwed all of us, lets stay quiet for some time now

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Hey @Ticketmaster , fuck you pal.

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@TSTheErasTour NO ONE DID. FIX IT BLONDIE 😭

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@Kayla_Raex9 @taylornation13 😭😭😭😭 you right you right

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@blaqu1230 @taylorswift13 Unreal!!!!

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Got a presale code and waited 3 1/2 hrs for this….?@taylorswift13 unacceptable and just sad ☹️😵‍💫