Freelance Auntie

she/her/auntie

📷:brittanypfore

👻: shadyBritt95

🎶: b.foreiletgo

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

Motivated by the day when I can look back at this time in my life and laugh. . .

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

When you snacked yourself out of the delicious dinner you had planned

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

@ThisIsTheRead is going to make me rewatch Steven Universe for the fifty leventh time!

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

If I have kids one day, I hope they have an emotionally intelligent father. . .

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

Going on a trip I cannot afford next week, but I'm going anyway before I crash out for real!

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

So the "tour not tour" became a tour after all @KevOnStage #griefsucks

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

Crocs got a new stitch collection and I need somebody to take me off the ledge!

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

I'm getting older, but I'm glad I'm not "I don't know any of the performers at the award shows" years old yet! #BETAwards

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

Ugh! 😩 Shit, damn, mothafucka is one of my favorites! Thank you @BET for a proper Dangelo tribute! #BETAwards

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

I'm already knowing I'm about to be dehydrated from crying during this DeAngelo tribute! 😩 #BETAwards

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

Tuesday was the 3rd anniversary of the Age of Pleasure. What an album! If you're looking for some music to get you through the work day you should revisit it. #Summermusic

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

My problem is after dealing with white folks all day at work, I think I deserve chicken wings. . .

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

It doesn't matter what I do, I can not get dinner on the table before 9 PM . . .

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

Whew chile people are dying that ain't never died before!

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

I used to get upset that people don't show up for me like I do for them, but then I realized I'm not doing anything for them to show up for . . .

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

@LegallyFeisty ". . . Bout an hour from Myrtle"

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

I think it may be time for me to admit that I'm getting too old for my job. . .

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

@LegallyFeisty I cooked, ate and cleaned up dinner and prepped lunch

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

Ugh! Y'all really finna make me watch this damn roast!

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

@LegallyFeisty I'm trying to shrink my stomach and that's what they said to do 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Freelance Auntie @brittanypfore]

I increased my fiber and protein intake like y'all said and now this is me every 10 minutes! 🤬