Brittany Schubert

[staysaasy @staysaasy]

Whatever happened to dandruff?

When I was 12 the about 99% of the world’s concerns were related to dandruff.

Dandruff commercials non-stop.

White flakes on black shirts. Constantly.

If you didn’t get your dandruff under control they shipped you out to a hard labor camp where they only gave people dirty bread and dirty water.

Not only has dandruff completely cleared from public dialogue, I don’t even see evidence of dandruff existing in genpop.

I had a friend in high school who would shake his dandruff on one of the black top science desks and would chop it up like cocaine.

His shirt always looked like a snow globe.

What happened to dandruff. We have to figure it out before we forget it ever existed.

[Brittany Schubert @brittanyschubes]

Marina del rey Los Angeles beach. Marine Wildlife rescue says there’s been 50+ since the fires and little-to-none before…pretty sure more could be done