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The world is essentialy bipolar: driven to extremes but defined by flux. Saints are always just a stumble away from sinners.

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💋💋💋💋💋 lol

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@KellyTholen smelt weed at the bar so she leans over and sniffs me to check….💨💨💨💨

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We love dock bar & St. Patrick's Day. #twoyearsago @StephanieAvjean @KellyTholen - just a few more hours :)🍀🍀🍀🍀

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I leave my electirc blanket on for Talula while I get ready for work in the mornings.♡

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@brittanywatson_ Fuck. Just ate a big bowl of guacamole.

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Just made a niiice big bowl of guacamole :) :) :)

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@TMcGuirl @ItsLeGudge I'm a low baller.

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@ItsLeGudge @TMcGuirl I'm slightly offended... but I'm glad my cheeks have at least 1 fan!

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@ItsLeGudge @TMcGuirl yeah. Beggers can't be choosers.. I'll take what I can get, I suppose.

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Go to grab some guy's shooters of Fireball and I get "Those pants fit you well"...

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@TMcGuirl You tooooo Teemy TV♡♡♡

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Robert Durst!

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Lee waited behind the kitchen counter to jump out and scare me and fucking fell over & skinned her knee...... HA ha ha haaaa!!

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@TheGudgeIn linguini.

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@Burteer5 don't talk about my mother.

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@brittanywatson_ but I spilt a whole beer in my purse.... so my karma's all good.

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I think I was a real dick last night.

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"@sassyhedgehogs: hedgehog in a boot 💕👢 http://t.co/hIp1psYvJn" @TMcGuirl

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What. A. Night.

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-"Like a landing strip???"
-"More like a pumpkin patch."