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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[julia @juliashiplett]

As a teen in my 30s I—-

[B @brittanyyyrob]

@drjohnzoidbergg

[B @brittanyyyrob]

@drjohnzoidbergg If you call him Beef Wellington I swear I 👊🏻

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I've just turned off the news and put on a serial killer documentary to relax.

[B @brittanyyyrob]

@cashcoopr Okay….I guess it’s a tie!

[B @brittanyyyrob]

@cashcoopr How did you do today??

Wordle 227 3/6

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[B @brittanyyyrob]

@cashcoopr I win…

Wordle 226 2/6

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[B @brittanyyyrob]

7 am. Just woke up. Haven’t said or thought a word yet.

6 yr old: Did you know everyone has eyelashes?

[B @brittanyyyrob]

Corona sickness feels like a whole ass different sickness every day.

[B @brittanyyyrob]

I really planned on eating amazing while preg & really this kid is going to come out only wanting to eat pasta and raw carrots.

[B @brittanyyyrob]

Being pregnant at Christmas is all about the drink flavors. Pomegranate sprite, bold vanilla ginger ale, cranberry blackberry juice. 💦 😛

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

if i was in whoville when the grinch was stealing christmas it wouldn’t have gone down like it did

[B @brittanyyyrob]

Asked Landon if he would do matching fam pjs for Xmas & showed him a pic of what I wanted and he rl said “that looks like prison”. 🥺😩

[B @brittanyyyrob]

Worst server dreams last night. section kept overflowing, tables were never ready to order but wanted to chat,couldn’t find anything on the POSI, kept losing all my orders in my notes, & I didn’t have shoes on. One lady wanted beef ramen juice. Woke up crying lol.

[B @brittanyyyrob]

Human bodies during pregnancy: “you need sufficient amounts of both food and sleep to support your growing baby”.

Also the human body: You are no longer able to sleep….or eat. MUAHAHAHA 😈

[B @brittanyyyrob]

@drjohnzoidbergg You are KIDDING?! Its on Hulu. I’ve seen them all 😂

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

keep some things to yourself only.

[B @brittanyyyrob]

Can’t stop thinking about how my best friend called a banana a mush stick.