Brittany Auriemma❥

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

I may not say "yes" to as many girls’ nights, happy hours, or weekend getaways, but just know that if you need me, call. Come to my house and I will put on a pot of coffee, scoop you a bowl of ice cream or just quietly listen. My life has changed but our friendship has not.

[Brittany Auriemma❥ @brittauriemma]

@immrskgeorgia LMAO Ava is going to be thrilled! @immrskgeorgia

[Brittany Auriemma❥ @brittauriemma]

@caitlindicaprio @rebnatale @mmmeaghan02 LMAO hateddddd those things and would ask anyone and everyone to do it for me😂

[Brittany Auriemma❥ @brittauriemma]

@rebnatale @caitlindicaprio

[Brittany Auriemma❥ @brittauriemma]

@rebnatale @caitlindicaprio 😂 LOL BYE

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

I’m not really a mama bear. I’m more of a mama llama.

Like, I’m pretty chill, but I’ll kick you in the face if you screw with my kids.

[Brittany Auriemma❥ @brittauriemma]

@rebnatale @caitlindicaprio 🙃 sorry I can’t

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry? Good times.

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

*baby screaming*
Me: CAN YOU BE MORE SPECIFIC

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Baby shark tututuruturutu baby shark

[Austin McBroom @AustinMcbroom]

My biggest problem is doing things for people that won’t do the same for me...

[Marisa Pilla @Pilla_Talk]

Just overheard a guy call his wife at wawa and ask “do you want your ice coffee or are you still being a bitch”. And who says romance is dead.

[Josh Peck @ItsJoshPeck]

If you’re a bad tipper, you’re a bad everything.

[Brittany Auriemma❥ @brittauriemma]

This is my life https://t.co/N81AiQ451P

[Kailyn Lowry @KailLowry]

You ever look at your sleeping child and think about how freaking perfect your tiny human is

[Brittany Auriemma❥ @brittauriemma]

In desperate need of coffee and a nap😴

[Kailyn Lowry @KailLowry]

Need. More. Coffee.

[Brittany Auriemma❥ @brittauriemma]

Stuck between wanting to make it to my maternity pictures and needing to have this kid already 🤷🏼‍♀️😶

[Brittany Auriemma❥ @brittauriemma]

I wish everything I ate didn’t make me want to actually die 🙃🙁