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i’m a brat 💖

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linky link in bio 🫶🏻 merry chrimmus

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guess i’ll get back on twitter. oops, i meant “x” 😒😭

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pumpkin bread this morning and chicken and dumplings for dinner..i’m trying to gaslight myself into thinking it’s actually fall

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i just forgot how old i was

[jynx @jynxbby]

yes i’m the hot ex

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jail isn’t as bad as i thought but definitely not for me cause they feed you DOG FOOD and it’s impossible to SLEEP. the girls are cool tho

[soup 🤍 @alorazei]

the fact that i procrastinate and still get the job done is the reason i still procrastinate

[tatyana ;) @tatbaee]

me when i remember how i begged a man for the bare minimum

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when your bf is the manager of a bar you get free drinks and food and i think that’s just beautiful

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why is it every time i eat pepperoni i think of dog treats??? i don’t get the appeal of the fuckers

[Chris @iamchriscorooo]

People my age are on baby #2 and I'm on drink #5

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thank you for blocking me i am flattered

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@notyurbabydaddy another reason i don’t go to Baileys anymore lol ridiculouss

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i’m pissed the hurricane gave all these people off work and now the gym is slammed when it’s normally nice and peaceful 😤

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i am so happy it’s insane 🥲

[maya 🪩 @allmychampagne]

Me drunk in the back of an Uber

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if jenn doesn’t pick devin at the end of this fucking season i will cause a riot and kick her little flat chested ass

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normally can’t stand girly artists but sabrina carpenter is fucking hilarious and catchy as fuck lol