i’m going to make myself a chart like parents do for kids except i get gold stars for things like “not pressing snooze 5 times” “didn’t get mcdonald’s on the way home from work” “drank 64oz of water” then i add up all my stickers for the week and that’s how many whiteclaws i get
Last night a bouncer at landmark followed me into the Walgreens parking lot , body slammed me and left for no reason. These random girls found me and I need to find them and see if they have any info, Twitter please do your thing