Brittany Farnham 🇺🇦

♥️ Daughter, Wife, BFF, UCF Alum, Marketer, Runner, Dreamer, World Traveler, Disney Bride, Dopey,🦄Boston Marathoner, Wino, Parrothead🍍💜48.6💥26.2🌟19.3✨13.1

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

How did everyone forget that Spencer Pratt’s entire personality for the last 20 years has been desperately trying to stay famous.

That’s literally his whole fucking thing.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I’m part of the generation that saw a full set go from $25 to $127😭

[cori @stuckinrevmode]

anyways here are some actual toned arms

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

The kind of quote that used to end political careers

[Amy Siskind @Amy_Siskind]

In case you’re keeping track, there is a deadly outbreak of an infectious disease, and we have no:
* CDC director
* FDA commissioner
* Surgeon General

[Jamesetta Williams 💕 @jamesetta_w]

I simply cannot believe I live in a timeline where journalists helped force the last president out of his reelection campaign for being too old, so the country put an unstable 79 year old who falls asleep constantly in office and none of the same journalists care at all.

[Julia Marie @julia_doubleday]

The concept of having Hantavirus onboard the Hantavirus cruise and getting told you have anxiety

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

I wasn’t super worried about the hantavirus, and then RFK Jr. said “We have this under control, and we’re not worried about it” and now I’m super worried

[Grey's Anatomy @GreysABC]

“He’s not the sun. You are.”

[Five Times August @FiveTimesAugust]

The Epstein case is so bad the government gave you a war, a new virus, and aliens to keep you distracted from it. Sit with that as long as you need.

[Covie @covie_93]

I honestly hope the world never get to witness rfk Jr lead a pandemic response.

[Warren @swd2]

Doesn’t know a single verse in the Bible.

Mocks the poor and the disabled.

Threatens to murder a civilization on Easter.

Posts AI photos of himself as Jesus.

And you evangelicals are still out there making excuses for him?

[John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang]

Being mad that the Pope won't endorse your war is like being mad that your doctor won't endorse your cocaine habit.

[Max Burns @themaxburns]

A perfect image of the Trump era: A grandmother has to work at DoorDash in order to get by, while the president decorates his office in gold accent pieces.

[Camille MacKenzie @CamRMacKenzie]

Bro, it’s 2026. It can’t be Biden’s fault any more. He didn’t start a war with Iran. That was Trump.

[bianca @meiebia]

unfortunately this is just proof that most men do not view women as equals even on a stage where they earned the exact same thing as them. and arguably did it better.

[lindsey ok @lindseyyok]

So it’s “protect women’s sports” until it’s time to laugh at them in a locker room… got it

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Epstein related arrests: zero

Nancy Guthrie: still missing

FBI Director:

[tay 🖤⁷ @tayylorrmaee]

"don't bring guns to a protest"

[Amanda Carpenter @amandacarpenter]

What the Trump Admin is telling you.

-Don't record ICE
-Don't carry a gun around ICE
-Don't ask ICE for a warrant.

So that takes out the 1st, 2nd, and 4th Amendments.