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Would things be easier if there was a right way, Honey there is no right way.

[birkster @brittib14]

I had the right to remain silent, but I didn't have the ability.

[birkster @brittib14]

And you don’t give a fuck what they all say, right?

[goof @capricorngoof]

rip lewis and clark, you would’ve loved google maps.

[birkster @brittib14]

I wish I could say I'm not stalking someone I don't know, with someone I barely know.

[goof @capricorngoof]

It’s the remix to cognition

I’m readin’ books in the kitchen.

[goof @capricorngoof]

I don’t need hbo max, give me hbo minimum

[birkster @brittib14]

#NewProfilePic

[birkster @brittib14]

Someone shoot your shot, I’m so bored.

[birkster @brittib14]

👻🎃 A haunted house but it’s your boss using the desk behind you while you work. 👻 🎃

[birkster @brittib14]

@capricorngoof Adorable in both.

[birkster @brittib14]

@capricorngoof 🥰

[birkster @brittib14]

The older I get the more it’s “sorry I’m late. I didn’t want to come.”

[Dez Caught It @DallasFanatic14]

Quinn Ewers running out the tunnel in the second half is gonna hit like crack in the 80s

[birkster @brittib14]

@capricorngoof Nightshift, holla anytime

[birkster @brittib14]

@DallasFanatic14 @capricorngoof Lmfaoooooo

[birkster @brittib14]

Idk what my deal is but.... I can’t stop thinking about how hot my bf is. #thirsty

[birkster @brittib14]

How did I get so lucky to have @DallasFanatic14 as my man?!?

[birkster @brittib14]

My best friend had her baby…. But she won’t talk to me. So…. I guess I’ll go fuck my self.

[birkster @brittib14]

#NewProfilePic

[goof @capricorngoof]

I wish we could swap traits like trading cards. “I already have anxiety, but I’ll trade you persistence for assertiveness?”