Brittany Tortellini

[Brittany Tortellini @brittmacaroni]

The problem with ordering Chinese food is I’m okay committing to eating like crap that one night, but I have also unknowingly comitted myself to eating leftovers for 2 days and feeling like crap about myself each time. That’s more commitment then I’m comfortable with.

[Brittany Tortellini @brittmacaroni]

@NoahKahan Sir if you don’t I-

[Brittany Tortellini @brittmacaroni]

@NoahKahan I have a personal vendetta against albums shorter than 40 minutes in length. So we thank you for your service 🫡

[jackantonoff @jackantonoff]

you caught you?

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

This is a threat of genocide and merits removal from office. The President’s mental faculties are collapsing and cannot be trusted.

To every individual in the President’s chain of command: You have a duty to refuse illegal orders. That includes carrying out this threat.

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

btw this guys rapes children

[Brittany Tortellini @brittmacaroni]

@Eras_Resale Yes!! So strange!!

[Brittany Tortellini @brittmacaroni]

@Eras_Resale One per order. But can you place multiple orders?? I’m worried about them cancelling both orders if I try to place more than one

[Brittany Tortellini @brittmacaroni]

@theswiftiegirls The fact that the cart doesn’t open on the side is SUCH a miss

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: President Trump suspends tariffs on a range of foods including beef, bananas and coffee, amid complaints of high grocery prices.

Because tariffs cause inflation. Democrats told you this 9 months ago.

[Olivia Julianna 🇺🇸🦅🗳️ @0liviajulianna]

I *need* everyone over 35 to understand that a lot of young voters / first time voters DO NOT understand how important the ACA is or how transformative this law was.

[Alex Hirsch @_AlexHirsch]

Using AI in political ads needs to be banned. This should be a bipartisan issue. Outlaw this shit fucking yesterday

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Texas has approved a constitutional amendment that requires US citizenship to vote in the state.

US citizenship is already required to register to vote in Texas.

[J.J. McCullough @JJ_McCullough]

I think there’s a problem with the way the press frames this. They always ask him “are you going to run” like it’s his choice. I feel a better framing would be like “do you understand this is illegal?”

[Brittany Tortellini @brittmacaroni]

@atleastimtryin SAME

[kira ☁️ @kiralovestaylor]

all these interviews and nobody has asked the most important question

[Brittany Tortellini @brittmacaroni]

I need someone to do a mashup of Opalite and Closer by Neyp

[summer 🍯 @legallyswift89]

KEEP IT ONE HUNDRED ON THE LAND THE SEA THE SKY PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO YOUR HANDS YOUR TEAM YOUR VIBES DON’T CARE WHERE THE HELL YOU’VE BEEN CAUSE NOW YOU’RE MINE IT’S ABOUT TO BE THE SLEEPLESS NIGHT YOU’VE BEEN DREAMING OF
#TSTheLifeOfAShowgirl
@taylorswift13 @taylornation13

[Brittany Tortellini @brittmacaroni]

@haleyistrying13 @Mattybro54 Me me me me me

[Brittany Tortellini @brittmacaroni]

@haleyistrying13 @Mattybro54 I would love to but the necklace!!!

[acervo taylor swift @taylor_acervo]

"i protect the family"