Brittany Ann

My two favorite things are food and glitter. ✌️

[Fozen Busch @Dani_Hash]

I cannot even get into Viasat’s portal using Viasat’s internet. I pay $120+ per month for a data cap and not actually being able to access the internet.

Can anyone at @ViasatInternet or any other providers help me? @frontier @SpaceXStarlink

I am on way last nerve.

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

#MakeSpaceForWomen

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

@Target I WANT TO LOOK AT YOUR DRESSES ONLINE BUT YOUR WEBSITE DOESNT WANT ME TO! SOS

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

@jillboard I can’t remember which one was first - Elton John or @TheEllenShow

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

Actual quote from cable news just now “I actually feel safer when I see a guy with a gun on his hip”. Hhahaha. BULL SHIT. If a black man was walking past you with a gun you would freak the fuck out. #nracanfuckoff

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

@hickmankiersten are you the crazy person who wrote the article about not using your vehicles air conditioning????? When it’s 100 degrees and so humid you have to swim through the air you bet your ass I’m turning my AC on. Hahaha girl you craaayy.

[Hank Green @hankgreen]

Nothing Kid Rock says could possibly matter. He sings in front of confederate flags, he pretends to be a poor southerner but grew up rich in Michigan, and he said Beyonce was only famous because she has a nice butt.

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

“In other countries it would be the biggest mass shooting in history. Here, it wasn’t even the biggest of the day…” – Brad Mielke/ABC News

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

Listening to a middle aged man bitch about a woman he dated who had ‘Bull shit feminist sayings’ all over her she shed. He was NOT HAPPY.——-ladies it’s working!!!! Keep it up!!!

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

If anyone wants a great example of institutionalized male privilege- flip on the #DemocraticDebates . The women are actually answering questions, calmly speaking, and respecting the time limits. While the dudes are doing the COMPLETE opposite and getting way more tv time.

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

I AM SO IN LOVE W THIS. SO PROUD OF @HARTO !!!

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

Living w ur parents as an adult can be weird but also super adorable when you hear them discussing how good the instant pot corned beef and cabbage turned out ‘and the cabbage isn’t too mushy!’

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

I’m really glad people can’t hear you roll your eyes over the phone #CustomerServiceProblems

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

@hankgreen Yep!! Born in 1989 :)

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

The 74 year old receptionist at work got her best friend a flask for her bday that says ‘Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone’ and that’s the kind of undying friendships I’m in for. Hahaha.

[Josh Marshall @joshtpm]

Nancy catching up on paperwork like a boss.

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

@hankgreen My first email was ‘[email protected]’ Yes, it is spelled wrong. I hate myself a little bit for it. I also had one that used the phrase ‘country_girl’ too. I’m so sorry internet. You deserved better.

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

I don’t think we give enough attention to @jaketapper ‘s jaw line

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

I don't know what marketing genius invited @LilJon to this party, but I AM HERE FOR IT. #OKAYYY #SuperBowl

[Brittany Ann @brittmojii]

@mametown @gracehelbig I just listened to the newest This Might Get Weird podcast and this video showed up on my Youtube home page!! NO JOKE https://t.co/GaWCpcRfLM