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[WitchDoctorDB @db_witch]

water is such a stupid concept, it contains oxygen but when I try to breathe in it I fucking die what is this bullshit who made this

[False Knees @FalseKnees]

My story, Spores, was nominated for an Eisner award! Unbelievable! I am so honoured to have these little birds in such esteemed company.

If you're in the comics industry and you enjoyed it, you can vote for it under the "Best Webcomic" category.
https://t.co/qUjomOXcHS

[hunter @hunter_hhhh]

happy 4th birthday to the funniest sentence in human history

[brit @brittnado]

@BrandogeLoL love to see it. if you’re also looking for a nighttime moisturizer, klairs midnight blue calming cream slaps like nothing else (not sephora tho)

[ouhie* @ouiouhie]

it’s my birthday today! 🎉

it would be a huge present for me if you could share my work! as always, a massive thank you to everyone’s support - I wouldn’t be improving without you 🥹

[brit @brittnado]

@sofspagetti any of the twilight films

[Jade Azim @JadeFrancesAzim]

My absolutely favourite thing is young people whose dream it is to buy what was once an ordinary working class terrace but is now £1.3 mil probably. I say this as that person.

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

Someone leaking the entire no fly list on this fucking blog is the funniest thing I've ever seen

[Leah Gardner @leahgardnerart]

a blizzard in Chicago

[@goth @goth600]

There is a giant orb in the sky that you are not allowed to make direct eye contact with and you don’t question that?

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[🔆🌙 @wlwsasuke]

the fact that a sasunaru doujinshi managed to predict how naruto and sasuke's final fight was going to end YEARS before the chapters were published is still so insane to me

[The Mountain Goats @mountain_goats]

there has never been a performance art bit as total as dril's interview with the washington post

[PinkNews @PinkNews]

A heroic trans woman stomped on the gunman responsible for the Colorado Springs shooting with her high heels, after an ex-army vet managed to take him down and disarm him 🧵🏳️‍🌈 1/10

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

Mood

[phage @clubmoss_]

Was walking outside with my phone unlocked in my hand and accidentally took this picture of an owl