brittney johnson.

[brittney johnson. @brittney_sev]

Thank you

[brittney johnson. @brittney_sev]

a “you already added this song to this playlist twelve times” warning would be helpful

[Mr. Roger @RogerC137]

Could we, without relentlessly criticizing, let people have their pumpkin spice, and avacado toast, and their fandoms, and their D&D, and their too-early-Halloween-decorations, and whatever little harmless things in which they’ve manage to find a tiny shriveled flower of joy?

[brittney johnson. @brittney_sev]

i wish you could get on snapchat like one time without seeing a kardashian

[brittney johnson. @brittney_sev]

level 2 adulting is only having one type of flatware vs a piece from every apartment/teammate you’ve ever had

[Taylor Rodriguez @tay_a_rod]

since it’s tax free weekend, how about taxes don’t get taken out of my paycheck

[brittney johnson. @brittney_sev]

fefe > keke

[brittney johnson. @brittney_sev]

@selenaa04 ya girl 🙌🏼

[Kate @yergirlkate]

Being one of the boys is all fun and games until you're actually considered one of the boys.

Do you understand what I'm saying

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

July is just the ninth month since 1970 that unemployment has fallen below 4%. Our economy has added 3.7 million jobs since I won the Election. 4.1 GDP. More than 4 million people have received a pay raise due to tax reform. $400 Billion brought back from “overseas.” @FoxNews

[brittney johnson. @brittney_sev]

@_shelmiller Yasssss

[maddy @timesnewmaddy]

if i say i’m “running errands” it means i’m doing like one important thing and then i’m getting coffee and going to target

[brittney johnson. @brittney_sev]

@s_hudgins_11 @liz_onefour Country doge hazer

[eliana ॐ @elianaxox]

gwen stefani was right, this shit is bananas

[chelsea cutler @chelseacutler]

idk how to relax so i just stay busy but then i complain that i never have time to relax

[brittney johnson. @brittney_sev]

@MarisaJLedkins 🔥🔥

[Ellie Korth @ellie_korth]

I wish there was a way to make Siri sound like Schmidt from New Girl

[brittney johnson. @brittney_sev]

@torilaine_ 😭love you both!!